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#459492 - 11/08/09 10:46 PM Questions to Dane Cross
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What's your favorite Lynch film?

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#459493 - 11/09/09 05:57 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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I think is : FUCK YOU!

btw i think jet tits appear in that movie

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#459494 - 11/09/09 10:33 AM Porno Dane
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Quote:

I think is : FUCK YOU!




wow, - she's awesome.

Porno Dane, don't be a

or do you want to get lynched?


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#459495 - 11/09/09 12:16 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Oh wow! Ceara looks like Pretty there!
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#459496 - 11/14/09 12:33 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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hey a dane more annoying then cook, stick a fork in that cross, hey im not saying crucify him ohh yes, okay, do it, time is up and kris kross isnt making me jump, law and order.
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#459497 - 11/22/09 08:28 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Mulholland Dr is my favorite Lynch movie.. uhh

ya, that girl is cute tho.. mmm
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#459498 - 11/22/09 08:35 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Hey, I really excited I am now "important" enough to have a thread about me.. geeze.. thanks!
and honestly... you don't like my new look? awe, come on guy I NEED you to like me to feel validated in life... please!!!
nah, but seriously take a look, even I was tired of my glasses and nerd look..
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#459499 - 11/22/09 08:54 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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but seriously take a look, even I was tired of my glasses and nerd look..




So that's one down, one to go.

I kinda liked the glasses, but the nerd's gonna be a tough one to shake, Wormser.
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#459500 - 11/22/09 08:58 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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I still wear them when applicable... ex: Eon's stuff.. and the.. nerd roles.. ~_~
Quote:

Quote:

but seriously take a look, even I was tired of my glasses and nerd look..




So that's one down, one to go.

I kinda liked the glasses, but the nerd's gonna be a tough one to shake.


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#459501 - 11/22/09 09:08 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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hey a dane more annoying then cook




Jesus fucking christ am i getting tired of people who do not know the difference between then and than ....
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#459502 - 11/22/09 09:12 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Quote:

Quote:

hey a dane more annoying then cook




Jesus fucking christ am i getting tired of people who do not know the difference between then and than ....



amen! I'd rather, *insert witty, sarcastic remark here that includes a reference to then verses than....*
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#459503 - 11/23/09 12:17 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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...and then learn the difference between verses and versus...


EDIT: Before the 'grammar nazi' pile-on, please take notice of my avatar....


Edited by tattypatty (11/23/09 12:19 AM)
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#459504 - 11/23/09 12:21 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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tushe.. fuck.. I like you a lot.. ^_^ haha.
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#459505 - 11/23/09 12:42 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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tushe.. fuck.. I like you a lot.. ^_^ haha.




touché
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#459506 - 11/23/09 01:01 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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hahaha... grammer hores.. ^_^ fuck.
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#459507 - 11/23/09 02:35 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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hahaha... grammer hores.. ^_^ fuck.




Grammar whores!!!!
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#459508 - 11/23/09 03:42 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Quote:

hahaha... grammer hores.. ^_^ fuck.




Grammar whores!!!!



fuk.. evere tim.
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#459509 - 11/23/09 08:48 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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This is just getting redickulus now.
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#459510 - 11/23/09 10:10 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Well played, Cross.....
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#459511 - 11/23/09 11:14 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Interesting. I would have thought the repeated corrections would have made Dane cross.
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#459512 - 11/23/09 01:36 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Come on guys... You have no more questions for me...
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#459513 - 11/23/09 02:17 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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The questions are for that receptacle you call a girlfriend. Beat it, Pee-Wee.
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#459514 - 11/23/09 02:26 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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The questions are for that receptacle you call a girlfriend. Beat it, Pee-Wee.



Well, seeing as how she would come on here with low life's like you guys (and I guess me now).. those questions won't ever be answered by her.. ^_^
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#459515 - 11/23/09 02:45 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Dane was that you in that Eon McKai flick Content? I usually hate his shit but the girl you had the scene with was very cute and hot. I rented it for Kimberly Kane but this girl caught my eye.



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#459516 - 11/23/09 02:50 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Dane was that you in that Eon McKai flick Content? I usually hate his shit but the girl you had the scene with was very cute and hot. I rented it for Kimberly Kane but this girl caught my eye.






yes, that was indeed me... that girl was pretty hot..
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#459517 - 11/23/09 08:36 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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The questions are for that receptacle you call a girlfriend. Beat it, Pee-Wee.




Don’t mind him, Dane, he’s just a twink with a bag on his head. Jiffy Whordan = Inkyo Volt Hwang’s younger illegitimate brother.
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#459518 - 11/23/09 09:42 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Which pairing of Faye's bothered you more John West or Dick Nasty?
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#459519 - 11/24/09 01:32 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Which pairing of Faye's bothered you more John West or Dick Nasty?



haha.. fuck.. idk.. I would say Dick.. cause...woe.. But honestly it doesn't bother me much, if any.. She's made some poor choices... I just may be another poor choice she's made... ^_^ but um... least I'm not a member of AARP.
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#459520 - 11/24/09 02:25 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Did you ever send her onset with your fresh creampie still in her?
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#459521 - 11/24/09 03:04 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Did you ever send her onset with your fresh creampie still in her?



no.. that has yet to happen.. Though.. that is a great idea..
I'll save it for some male talent that I don't like.. (I don't have one in mind yet however)...
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#459522 - 11/24/09 05:38 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Has Christian ever licked your asshole?
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#459523 - 11/24/09 08:45 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Why the Easter Island ear things?
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#459524 - 11/24/09 10:41 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Why the Easter Island ear things?




Ya I was wondering the same thing, I assume that it's for midgets to stick their dicks in. Looks like someone took a 45 and shot the fucker right in the ear.

Does he think that it looks hot?

Faye once told me that Danes nut offering reminded her of baby diapers left on the beach for a week.

Dane, drink some juice, stay off the roids, they arnt helping you any way.

Seriously Dane, you are a good guy, I would however love to see Mike Tyson shit on your face.It might help your acting. But, for a stunt cock you are ok.

Have a nice Thanksgiving and keep your dick outta that bird.

Turd
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#459525 - 11/24/09 11:02 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Quote:

The questions are for that receptacle you call a girlfriend. Beat it, Pee-Wee.




Don’t mind him, Dane, he’s just a twink with a bag on his head. Jiffy Whordan = Inkyo Volt Hwang’s younger illegitimate brother.




Pull up a chair, read the following, and make up your own mind.

<-clicky-


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#459527 - 11/24/09 05:38 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Quote:

Has Christian ever licked your asshole?



hmm, less I was drugged and don't remember.. then no.. ^_^
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#459528 - 11/24/09 05:46 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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I have actually had my dick pierced funny you say that.. (3 times over)... um.. I had started gauging my ears years ago.. and this is about as big as they'll get.. I can put smaller sized ones in to give the illusion of smaller holes.. At least I have no fucking gay tribal tattoos, etc. (let alone, no tattoos at all). Yes, I think my piercings look hot.. Voodoo has similar piercings too..
And as for my cum not tasting well.. lol.. that is an outright lie! ^_^
Girls and Faye all tell me I have wonderful cum.. I don't smoke, do drugs, and I eat well.. where the hell did you hear this from Faye.. ha
Fuck I can't help my fucking acting.. It's ALL they put me in.. my typecast rolls.. But fine.. I'll let him shit on me.. It's time for some gay interracial scat porn for me anyway..
I'll be sure to keep my dick away from all birds this Thx Day..
Happy Thanksgiving to you and the rest alike.
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Quote:

Why the Easter Island ear things?




Ya I was wondering the same thing, I assume that it's for midgets to stick their dicks in. Looks like someone took a 45 and shot the fucker right in the ear.

Does he think that it looks hot?

Faye once told me that Danes nut offering reminded her of baby diapers left on the beach for a week.

Dane, drink some juice, stay off the roids, they arnt helping you any way.

Seriously Dane, you are a good guy, I would however love to see Mike Tyson shit on your face.It might help your acting. But, for a stunt cock you are ok.

Have a nice Thanksgiving and keep your dick outta that bird.

Turd


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#459529 - 11/24/09 05:54 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Quote:

Come on guys... You have no more questions for me...




Okay, Okay, if you insist.

Will you be doing anything different for "kick a ginger day"



FUCK.. I fucking missed it.. ah, it's ok.. there's always next year..
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#459531 - 11/25/09 12:24 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Come on guys... You have no more questions for me...




Okay, Okay, if you insist.

Will you be doing anything different for "kick a ginger day"



FUCK.. I fucking missed it.. ah, it's ok.. there's always next year..




Second question for Mr. Cross.

You and your lovely girlfriend need to select a place to go for thanksgiving or christmas where is the least likely place to go?

1) My Mom and Dad's house because they think that Faye is a ho, who is ruining me.

2) Her mom and dad's house because they think I'm a suitcase pimp who is ruining their daughter.

3) Dick Nasty's house because he always eats all the food before the guests arrive.

4) Dr. Drew's place for a sex addiction holiday.




That would be 3...
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#459532 - 11/25/09 01:46 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Quote:

Quote:

Dane was that you in that Eon McKai flick Content? I usually hate his shit but the girl you had the scene with was very cute and hot. I rented it for Kimberly Kane but this girl caught my eye.






yes, that was indeed me... that girl was pretty hot..




Found her, name is Madison Young, she seems to do a lot of Kink.com and dyke porn. Very hot.



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#459533 - 11/25/09 01:49 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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#459534 - 11/25/09 01:52 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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This one is probably more to XPT's taste



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#459535 - 11/25/09 01:58 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Quote:

This one is probably more to XPT's taste





oh her.. ya.. i fucking literally beat her in that scene.. wow.. it was intense..
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#459536 - 11/25/09 02:22 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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#459537 - 11/25/09 02:26 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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When I was looking for pics I came across that one and knew you'd guys would love it because of your thing for big black dicks.


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#459538 - 11/25/09 02:28 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Is that what that is?

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#459539 - 11/25/09 05:15 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Is that what that is?






I tend to agree with Claude. With you however, color doesn't seem to be a particular issue; it just might be cocks in general.


Just sayin' ....

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#459540 - 11/25/09 05:20 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Dane: What porn girl that you haven't worked with are you most hopeful of being paired with?
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#459541 - 11/25/09 09:24 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Second question for Mr. Cross.

You and your lovely girlfriend need to select a place to go for thanksgiving or christmas where is the least likely place to go?

1) My Mom and Dad's house because they think that Faye is a ho, who is ruining me.

2) Her mom and dad's house because they think I'm a suitcase pimp who is ruining their daughter.

3) Dick Nasty's house because he always eats all the food before the guests arrive.

4) Dr. Drew's place for a sex addiction holiday.





$). Everyone knows Dr. Drew will have the best food.
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#459542 - 11/25/09 09:31 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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^^^ You're just hot for his bod.
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#459543 - 11/25/09 09:46 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Drew strikes me as the type to have an organic free-range turkey and all the trimmings from Whole Foods and Bristol Farms. Hell yeah, hands down, I'm going to Drew's- whereas Dick Nasty will have Wild Turkey in a red plastic cup.
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