...I needed some cheering up so I figured www.pornjackass.com was the place to go. After getting a few chortles from watching Claire James trash a photocopier and try to blow a black cock the size of a club, I must admit that she has a great body of the kind I adore... The dick she had to work on was ridiculously large and only a mouth as big as Roseanne’s would be able to chuff it. The photcopier baseball is a frustration release probably a zillion secretaries would love to be able to take part in. Me too, cept it’s nicer watching Claire’s juggies jiggle as the bat goes crack. Roxy Hart also goes on a boombox rampage. I guess she thought it was playing Rage Against The Machine.
Being a blowjob sandwich connoisseur I had to check out Cock Roulette with Alaina vs. Sienna. The gist of the deal is something you should be able to figure out all by your lonesome, but in case you’re clueless the two compete to see who’ll get the facial spooge geyser. BTW, it was Alaina if you’re wonderin'. Frankly, I’d have spritzed Sienna’s chops. The next Cock Roulette episode continues the competition w/ Caylee and Brooke as the contestants this time. Thankfully, Caylee got the creamsicle facial here. I gave her a virtual one hand salute. I’d like to see more of these particular segments.
Whoa, Nellie! Little did I know when I rounded the corner I’d get the much needed laff I was hoping for. Damn, it was totally bodacious watching this Vivica chick shoot a bottle rocket out of her ass! Huzzah! I never thought I’d see someone with he guts to do something other than a sparkler...