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#459360 - 11/16/09 09:34 AM Re: I’m getting fat...
gia jordan Offline
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Dumb advice. Keep your car and use it less. Only a zero willpower schlub has to sell his car just to get himself to walk more.
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#459361 - 11/16/09 09:35 AM Re: I’m getting fat...
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Sell your car. My brother was very thin in high school and college when he had to walk wherever he went.




How many calories did he burn molesting you?
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#459362 - 11/16/09 09:40 AM Re: I’m getting fat...
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How many calories did he burn molesting you?




30, she doesn't put up much of a fight.

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#459363 - 11/16/09 09:47 AM Re: I’m getting fat...
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Dumb advice. Keep your car and use it less. Only a zero willpower schlub has to sell his car just to get himself to walk more.




He didn't sell his car to lose weight. He couldn't afford a car and got thinner because of all the walking.


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#459364 - 11/16/09 09:49 AM Re: I’m getting fat...
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Sell your car. My brother was very thin in high school and college when he had to walk wherever he went.




How many calories did he burn molesting you?




The same amount you burned after daddy and grandpa tag teamed you.



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#459365 - 11/16/09 09:50 AM Re: I’m getting fat...
gia jordan Offline
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Yes, I gathered that. I was just saying Eric selling his car in this case would demonstrate a lack of willpower.
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#459366 - 11/16/09 10:02 AM Re: I’m getting fat...
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Registered: 01/25/06
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Sell your car. My brother was very thin in high school and college when he had to walk wherever he went.




Are you stupid? You’ve been to Indiana, right? Fort Wayne is described as a “cornfield with lights” for a reason.
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#459367 - 11/16/09 10:05 AM Re: I’m getting fat...
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Are you stupid? You’ve been to Indiana, right? Fort Wayne is described as a “cornfield with lights” for a reason.




Rollerblade or buy a bicycle!


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#459368 - 11/16/09 10:07 AM Re: I’m getting fat...
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Now this is turning into the Desi Foxx advice thread.
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#459369 - 11/16/09 10:07 AM Re: I’m getting fat...
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I’ve really been thinking about the bike, but I’m broke right now.
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#459370 - 11/16/09 11:13 AM Re: I’m getting fat...
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I lost 47 lbs in 3mos. by dropping all dairy & meat (except chicken) and eating an apple for lunch, and gigantic salads @ dinner. Well, there was the riding a bicycle 8 miles a day 4X a week before work, but hey, anyone can do that... LOL.
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#459371 - 12/06/09 07:55 PM Re: I’m getting fat...
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Registered: 11/01/09
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I’ve gained about 20 pounds in the past 9 weeks.



Any updates on your weight loss success?

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#459372 - 12/07/09 01:13 PM Re: I’m getting fat...
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