I ate a deep fried Mars bar today. Oh my, was it ever good.

Just had to share and no, I am not a fat dude.

I ate it around noon today and it is almost 2 and I don't feel the slightest bit hungry.

I will never do it again but I want to stress how great it tasted. Fucking great.

Right now I am wearing a huge curly mustache and all day I have felt and tasted like my usual wax was replaced with sloppy melted Mars bar.