Bitch, I’m at least 20 pounds overweight. I wanna lose the beer gut that has been festering on my waist since I lost my job. I detest the feeling of putting on a pair of pants that I have to wiggle into. Fuck that.

I don’t know how people like AC Cream live, honestly, if I had to breathe that heavy when tying my shoes at 300+ pounds, I’d probably use my weight like a shotput & jump off the Golden Gate Bridge with a lynch around my no-neck.