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E.Y. I'm just some pasty white dude that likes to get drunk listening to Johnny Rebel and spewing hate. I was thinking I was just your average American. Actually I'm not "in your face" I'm more of the shifty drunk that fights the christmas tree.

Well since I'm just another jive talking racist I will take on some other identity. I have an idea, I will become Mega Mexican. By day, I am Paco, a lowly gardner that smells like fresh cut grass, and whistles at 12 year old girls as I drive by. Then by night, I become MEGA MEXICAN. Able to leap over 5 INS agents in a single bound. I have the ability to drink cases of Tecate and beat the wife for hours on end.

Thanks for setting me straight E.Y. I am now known as Mega Mexican. Well, I'm out of Guinness and getting sleepy night all. Wait... did I mention I hated Jews?

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