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Quick...Tell Reid, Pelosi & Snoop Bammy-Bam..they'll stop everything to make sure we have a law on the books by Monday.


I am not suggesting a law, just a standard on how to wipe your ass. There is an official standard on how to brew tea and ass wiping is no less important that brewing tea. There are far more people who wipe their asses than brew tea, and many of them don't know how to wipe their ass properly.