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#459193 - 11/07/09 05:55 PM Ass Wiping
Uncle Joe Offline
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It happpens that there is no federal guideline on how to wipe the ass.

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#459194 - 11/07/09 05:59 PM Re: Ass Wiping
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Registered: 09/07/03
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Quick...Tell Reid, Pelosi & Snoop Bammy-Bam..they'll stop everything to make sure we have a law on the books by Monday.

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#459195 - 11/07/09 06:04 PM Re: Ass Wiping
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Quick...Tell Reid, Pelosi & Snoop Bammy-Bam..they'll stop everything to make sure we have a law on the books by Monday.



I am not suggesting a law, just a standard on how to wipe your ass. There is an official standard on how to brew tea and ass wiping is no less important that brewing tea. There are far more people who wipe their asses than brew tea, and many of them don't know how to wipe their ass properly.

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#459196 - 11/08/09 06:00 AM Re: Ass Wiping
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Registered: 09/07/03
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Yeah, but most of them couldn't find their asses with both hands, a flashlight and a Garmin GPS.

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#459197 - 11/08/09 08:20 AM Re: Ass Wiping
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Tranzer, you are in real trouble if you need a GPO document on how to wipe your butt. Besides, I thought your grandmother still did that for you. "Grandmother! I'm ready!"
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#459198 - 11/08/09 10:13 AM Re: Ass Wiping
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#459199 - 11/08/09 10:18 AM Re: Ass Wiping
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Registered: 07/15/05
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This forum needs to metaphorically wipe its ass by putting someone on hiatus until they get a fucking job.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#459200 - 11/08/09 11:02 AM Re: Ass Wiping
Anonymous
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How's those McNuggets, JRV?

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#459201 - 11/08/09 04:21 PM Re: Ass Wiping
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Registered: 10/19/06
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NIGGER DOORMAN

He gets his sauce for free... Do you, jrv?.

fucken shit rhymes and all
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#459202 - 11/08/09 04:33 PM Re: Ass Wiping
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Just an afterthought...

I like that I can roll in here and kick an 03 mod upside down
on an "uncensored" board and know absolutely NOTHING will happen. It makes the Panzer stuff seem ohh so insignificant.

Thanks for being here. All of you.
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#459203 - 11/08/09 05:21 PM Re: Ass Wiping
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Monkey set the precedent for kicking JRV. But in JRV's defense he probably cares less about xpt than you do.

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#459204 - 11/08/09 11:33 PM Re: Ass Wiping
Anonymous
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buy a ghetto bidet

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