He can't hurt you. Just grab his body with your left hand and pull him into your body. Take your right hand and grab his head and twist it off. Then take your right thumb and feel down to the bottom of his breastplate. Shove your thumb through the skin below the breastplate and peel the skin and feathers back off the breast- left and right side. Break off the wings as you get to them and peel the skin around off it's back. Take your fingers and wipe out the entrails, rinse under cold water and drain.

Then find your favorite pheasant recipe.