Words just fucking fail. "Malt Liquor?" Really?
I used to think it would be enough to discourage unfortunate tattoos for someone to just imagine having it at, say, 40. Then I realized that most of these meth-addled mopes won't make it that far, anyway, so they can't even imagine it...
"Malt Liquor." Jesus Christ on Ritalin.
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Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume? ~Richard Fleischer