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#458920 - 11/05/09 12:33 PM home sick
XXXbit Offline
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Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
Well it seems the Swine is making its way across my 2nd period class......Two kids out and one just returned.....

I left work sick today and now just got a call from my daughters school that she twisted her ankle playing Dodgeball.

so now I have to drag my drugged up self out of bed to go pick her up...
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#458921 - 11/05/09 01:07 PM Re: home sick
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
take a cab if you're on a lot of shit
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#458922 - 11/05/09 06:45 PM Re: home sick
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
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Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
My mother has people she works with that are out because they have it. She went to her doctor and they wouldn't give her the shot because they only have a limited supply and she's not high risk.


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#458923 - 11/05/09 10:03 PM Re: home sick
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Did your mom get the flu when she was pregnant with you, or just the clap?
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#458924 - 11/06/09 02:27 AM Re: home sick
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
If the kids got it you're next. It's been epidemic here - the hospitals have tents in the parking lot for more space - but every case I've heard about first-hand is mild.

None of the parents I talked to had isolated cases - *all* their kids got sick, most of their friends, and 30%+ of classmates would be out at the same time, and the rest sooner or later...
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#458925 - 11/06/09 10:02 AM Re: home sick
XXXbit Offline
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Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
its official I got it.....
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#458926 - 11/06/09 10:27 AM Re: home sick
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
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Get better, XBit! My youngest got vaccinated this week, against the wishes of my witch ex-wife. I'll go w/o the vac, myself.

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#458927 - 11/06/09 12:24 PM Re: home sick
tattypatty Offline
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Plenty of bed rest and fluids. Get a good book....
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#458928 - 11/07/09 04:46 AM Re: home sick
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
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its official I got it.....




That's terrible. Get well.
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#458929 - 11/07/09 03:41 PM Re: home sick
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
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Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I hope you're feeling better xbit.
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#458930 - 11/07/09 03:47 PM Re: home sick
XXXbit Offline
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Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
thanks for all the well wishes....

I am feeling better but can't be around people until Wednesday.....I am bored as hell.....I have the time and privacy to actually get fucked at this time but don't know anyone willing to risk getting swine flu to come fuck me......

i still have hot and cold flashes and a nasty cough but for the most part I feel almost normal.
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#458931 - 11/07/09 07:14 PM Re: home sick
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Registered: 04/15/08
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Quote:

thanks for all the well wishes....

I am feeling better but can't be around people until Wednesday.....I am bored as hell.....I have the time and privacy to actually get fucked at this time but don't know anyone willing to risk getting swine flu to come fuck me......

i still have hot and cold flashes and a nasty cough but for the most part I feel almost normal.




Let's take a poll here. Is anybody on the forum willing to risk the swine flu to engage in the horizontal lambada with her?

Hands up please.
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#458932 - 11/07/09 10:06 PM Re: home sick
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

I have the time and privacy to actually get fucked at this time but don't know anyone willing to risk getting swine flu to come fuck me......





good whore.
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#458933 - 11/08/09 11:26 AM Re: home sick
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I'd fuck XXXbit anytime anywhere. Swine flu might call for a condom, however.

On second thought...never mind the condom. My system is strong.

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#458934 - 11/08/09 12:27 PM Re: home sick
pornosseur Offline
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Registered: 02/14/07
Posts: 52
Loc: Mid America
I'd totally do it. The petri dishes in my classes have me fighting off a cold half the time anyway. So what the hell, right?

Also, get well soon!
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#458935 - 11/08/09 01:57 PM Re: home sick
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I'm catching up on this place piecemeal. XXXBIT, feel better soon. Floof, I totally feel you re: the ex and the kids.

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#458936 - 11/09/09 10:27 AM Re: home sick
XXXbit Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
thanks all.....feeling better even more....woke up with with a normal temperature this morning and slept through the night without any hot sweats or freezing spells.......

Still coughing and hacking and still horny....too bad none of you all are in WI
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" I have a like a 5 second rule for cum-- if it's been ejaculated from the penis and laying around somewhere for more than 5 seconds, I'm not touching it. I like my cum hot and fresh. " ......Holly Randall

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#458937 - 11/09/09 04:59 PM Re: home sick
pornosseur Offline
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Registered: 02/14/07
Posts: 52
Loc: Mid America
I say that every day I wake up in this backwater hellhole.
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#458938 - 11/09/09 06:04 PM Re: home sick
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Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Still coughing and hacking and still horny....too bad none of you all are in WI




I saw a short film a while back called "Sick Sex" about a guy who tries to talk his girlfriend into fucking him while she has a fever. I think he compared it to putting your dick into a tube of warm oysters.
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#458939 - 11/09/09 08:07 PM Re: home sick
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Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Quote:

Quote:

Still coughing and hacking and still horny....too bad none of you all are in WI




I saw a short film a while back called "Sick Sex" about a guy who tries to talk his girlfriend into fucking him while she has a fever. I think he compared it to putting your dick into a tube of warm oysters.




You are no longer in charge of metaphors.
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#458940 - 11/09/09 09:49 PM Re: home sick
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Quote:

I think he compared it to putting your dick into a tube of warm oysters.




Yikes. Not my dick.
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#458941 - 11/10/09 06:07 AM Re: home sick
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Quote:

...putting your dick into a tube of warm oysters.




Paging Loopnode...

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#458942 - 11/10/09 06:15 AM Re: home sick
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Hey Jim, how's it going?

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#458943 - 11/10/09 08:21 AM Re: home sick
Uncle Joe Offline
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Posts: 9221
I am also sick with flu.

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#458944 - 11/10/09 08:23 AM Re: home sick
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Son that should be a minor inconvenience in your case !
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#458945 - 11/10/09 10:02 AM Re: home sick
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Son that should be a minor inconvenience in your case !



Why so? I think that I got to eat some reese's pieces in order to shoo the flu away.

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#458946 - 11/10/09 03:41 PM Re: home sick
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
You sure it wasn't

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#458947 - 11/10/09 04:39 PM Re: home sick
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

You sure it wasn't





Nah, it was the rugaleh and peanut butter cups.

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#458948 - 11/10/09 04:45 PM Re: home sick
Anonymous
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Quote:

Hey Jim, how's it going?






I'm well, Chuck, and yourself?


More importantly, how's the patient doing?

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#458949 - 11/10/09 04:45 PM Re: home sick
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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#458950 - 11/11/09 09:34 AM Re: home sick
XXXbit Offline
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Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
i am all better and return to work tomorrow
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" I have a like a 5 second rule for cum-- if it's been ejaculated from the penis and laying around somewhere for more than 5 seconds, I'm not touching it. I like my cum hot and fresh. " ......Holly Randall

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#458951 - 11/11/09 09:44 AM Re: home sick
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
You should have stretched it to the weekend, isn't it nice outside in WI? Better enjoy it while you can.

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#458952 - 11/11/09 10:08 AM Re: home sick
XXXbit Offline
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Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
i would have but with the new quarter having started on Monday....my sub is struggling as am I do give them something meaningful to do with a group of kids I have yet to lay eyes on.......But I have successfully avoided 2 days of state testing...yeah
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" I have a like a 5 second rule for cum-- if it's been ejaculated from the penis and laying around somewhere for more than 5 seconds, I'm not touching it. I like my cum hot and fresh. " ......Holly Randall

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#458953 - 11/11/09 03:08 PM Re: home sick
pornosseur Offline
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Registered: 02/14/07
Posts: 52
Loc: Mid America
Whoo hoo! Unsick and back to... teaching ungrateful hellions... crap. Sorry 'bout that.
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#458954 - 11/12/09 12:10 PM Re: home sick
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
The snot was pouring from my eyes yesterday and today. When I woke up, I couldn't open my left eye, the snot has caked it and dried so I had to wash it. I also just ate a clove fo glaric and I feel better.

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#458955 - 11/12/09 04:52 PM Re: home sick
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Stick your head in the toilet and flush til all clear !
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