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#458920 - 11/05/09 12:33 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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Well it seems the Swine is making its way across my 2nd period class......Two kids out and one just returned.....
I left work sick today and now just got a call from my daughters school that she twisted her ankle playing Dodgeball.
so now I have to drag my drugged up self out of bed to go pick her up...
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#458921 - 11/05/09 01:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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take a cab if you're on a lot of shit
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#458923 - 11/05/09 10:03 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Did your mom get the flu when she was pregnant with you, or just the clap?
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#458924 - 11/06/09 02:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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If the kids got it you're next. It's been epidemic here - the hospitals have tents in the parking lot for more space - but every case I've heard about first-hand is mild.
None of the parents I talked to had isolated cases - *all* their kids got sick, most of their friends, and 30%+ of classmates would be out at the same time, and the rest sooner or later...
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#458925 - 11/06/09 10:02 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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its official I got it.....
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" I have a like a 5 second rule for cum-- if it's been ejaculated from the penis and laying around somewhere for more than 5 seconds, I'm not touching it. I like my cum hot and fresh.
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#458926 - 11/06/09 10:27 AM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Get better, XBit! My youngest got vaccinated this week, against the wishes of my witch ex-wife. I'll go w/o the vac, myself.
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#458927 - 11/06/09 12:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Plenty of bed rest and fluids. Get a good book....
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#458929 - 11/07/09 03:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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I hope you're feeling better xbit.
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#458930 - 11/07/09 03:47 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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thanks for all the well wishes....
I am feeling better but can't be around people until Wednesday.....I am bored as hell.....I have the time and privacy to actually get fucked at this time but don't know anyone willing to risk getting swine flu to come fuck me......
i still have hot and cold flashes and a nasty cough but for the most part I feel almost normal.
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" I have a like a 5 second rule for cum-- if it's been ejaculated from the penis and laying around somewhere for more than 5 seconds, I'm not touching it. I like my cum hot and fresh.
" ......Holly Randall
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#458933 - 11/08/09 11:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I'd fuck XXXbit anytime anywhere. Swine flu might call for a condom, however.
On second thought...never mind the condom. My system is strong.
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#458934 - 11/08/09 12:27 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/14/07
Posts: 52
Loc: Mid America
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I'd totally do it. The petri dishes in my classes have me fighting off a cold half the time anyway. So what the hell, right?
Also, get well soon!
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#458935 - 11/08/09 01:57 PM
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I'm catching up on this place piecemeal. XXXBIT, feel better soon. Floof, I totally feel you re: the ex and the kids.
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#458936 - 11/09/09 10:27 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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thanks all.....feeling better even more....woke up with with a normal temperature this morning and slept through the night without any hot sweats or freezing spells.......
Still coughing and hacking and still horny....too bad none of you all are in WI
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" I have a like a 5 second rule for cum-- if it's been ejaculated from the penis and laying around somewhere for more than 5 seconds, I'm not touching it. I like my cum hot and fresh.
" ......Holly Randall
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#458937 - 11/09/09 04:59 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/14/07
Posts: 52
Loc: Mid America
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I say that every day I wake up in this backwater hellhole.
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Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume? ~Richard Fleischer
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#458938 - 11/09/09 06:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Still coughing and hacking and still horny....too bad none of you all are in WI
I saw a short film a while back called "Sick Sex" about a guy who tries to talk his girlfriend into fucking him while she has a fever. I think he compared it to putting your dick into a tube of warm oysters.
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#458941 - 11/10/09 06:07 AM
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...putting your dick into a tube of warm oysters.
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#458943 - 11/10/09 08:21 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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#458945 - 11/10/09 10:02 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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Son that should be a minor inconvenience in your case ! 
Why so? I think that I got to eat some reese's pieces in order to shoo the flu away.
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#458947 - 11/10/09 04:39 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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You sure it wasn't
Nah, it was the rugaleh and peanut butter cups.
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#458948 - 11/10/09 04:45 PM
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Hey Jim, how's it going? 
I'm well, Chuck, and yourself?
More importantly, how's the patient doing?
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#458950 - 11/11/09 09:34 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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i am all better and return to work tomorrow
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" I have a like a 5 second rule for cum-- if it's been ejaculated from the penis and laying around somewhere for more than 5 seconds, I'm not touching it. I like my cum hot and fresh.
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#458951 - 11/11/09 09:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You should have stretched it to the weekend, isn't it nice outside in WI? Better enjoy it while you can.
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#458952 - 11/11/09 10:08 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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i would have but with the new quarter having started on Monday....my sub is struggling as am I do give them something meaningful to do with a group of kids I have yet to lay eyes on.......But I have successfully avoided 2 days of state testing...yeah
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" I have a like a 5 second rule for cum-- if it's been ejaculated from the penis and laying around somewhere for more than 5 seconds, I'm not touching it. I like my cum hot and fresh.
" ......Holly Randall
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#458953 - 11/11/09 03:08 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/14/07
Posts: 52
Loc: Mid America
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Whoo hoo! Unsick and back to... teaching ungrateful hellions... crap. Sorry 'bout that.
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