Today i got in at work to find 2 child protection officers on my computer. Turns out some fucking idiot actually reported that shit about me having sex with a 10 year old joke and they followed it up. Of course they found nothing on my computer involving minors and after a few questions realized it was crap and said not to joke about it etc, but im in the shit with the boss over it now. I am guessing it was fucking pussy power. Fucking english, can never mind their own business.