Dear Penthouse Forum,

I am a Junior at a large mid-western college, with what I would call an average sex life. I had the most amazing experience at homecoming last week that I want to share with your other readers .......blah blah blah blah blah zipper blah blah blah hair pulling blah blah blah blah twins blah blah blah blah blah never saw that before blah blah blah blah blah blah came so hard that I blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and I told her that I'd never forget her as she walked away to go to class.