This post, like most of my other ones, is ultimately about failure. I tried unsuccesfully yesterday to set things up with a crazy girl I had stopped talking to a while back. I really wanted to try to bang her because I heard once that the best sex you can have is with a crazy woman. I forget which comedian came up with this theory. But after you "fix" them, you wind up with a very sane lesbian. This girl is crazy and also bisexual and superhot. But, she just wasn't having it. I kept texting her stuff like: "Girl, I know you believe in memory crystals and space aliens. But I'm willing to be open-minded." She's also one of those girls who's smoked so much pot that their voice doesn't sound right anymore. Like David Lee Roth. Oh well, I tried. :-(