In an effort to raise the bar on any possible ending to this age old question Matt and Joey decided to hide their identity by scribbling on their faces with permanent magic marker before breaking into a house.



Have you ever been so high?

This is yet another reason why the death penalty should be used more liberally.

I was so high that I could not lift my arms for a couple of hours and my chest hurt for three days from laughing.

They need to spend some time on an old-fashioned southern chain gang.

Fucking dumbass rednecks. There's sales for Halloween masks everywhere. Even Porkamysister, Iowa.