Bong Load Girls Vol. 1, the Movie.
Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll! Yeah, baby! It's always a winning formula.
Smut's review of this
<CLICKY> is right on target. He used pictures that appear on the web site,
http://bongloadgirls.com/. My review is too long, but here it is anyway. There is the movie, of course, which comes with a soundtrack CD, and the book, bought separately.
I disagree with Smut on one thing - he says, "Watch it straight and you’re completely missing out on the whole joint of this dvd." I enjoyed it quite well. Of course, I've done a fair amount of acid and smoked a barnfull of pot in Panama, and I grew up in the 60s and 70s, so I can identify.
I love this movie! Who would have thunk it? I was always into the culture when I was younger, and the music in this movie is actually appealing to someone who listens to the psychedelic relics. I understand Rob Rotten took about 2 years and a bunch of his own money to make this, and the effort shows. The details are impeccable. The intro is very well done in trippy style, and you know from the start you are in for a different kind of experience. A very appealing experience.
Scene one is called "The Walk" and has Ruby Knox, a very hot black haired girl, walking in tall grass along a railroad track. There are cut-aways to various landmarks in San Francisco, some heavily identified with the stoner culture.
Taking a break during the walk.
She also does a solo masturbation on top of a stool in a garage by a large toolbox, and she walks past a beautiful '57 Pontiac wagon and a '57 Pontiac sedan, as well as a mid-60s coupe I cannot identify. The cars are in tall grass around a red barn. Aside from the solo masturbation, there is no sex in the first scene, but it still warms me up for what is to come.
Ruby is very hot.
The second scene is called "The Pizza" with Jeanie Marie (and Tony Tedeschi). It starts out with a long haired guy sitting on a couch getting high, the music is a little more up tempo. He has a wide assortment of goodies and smoking tools available to him. In a way to appeal to those who might watch the movie while indulging, a pizza is ordered.
When pizza slices collide.
Jeanie shows up with red hair, wanting to get high. The BTS shows them having a hard time with some of the (spoken) lines. In the book, R.R. makes a note not to hire her again. Freaky cuts and motion video are used to show them getting high and illustrate the idea. Then, a blow job. Not a particularly good one, but the concept of partying with a young lady and then getting down to some good fucking is what this is about. It would make excellent couples porn, I do believe.
The scene continues to the usual variety of eating pussy and vaginal penetration.
I used to love to get high and eat pussy.
So, they get high and fuck, what's the big deal? Well, the way it is presented, with appropriate rocking music, and a tempo and attitude that are very real. She jacks him to cumming, and it goes all over her. And, she drinks the bong water? Then, the pizza shows up. He trades the pizza for some weed.
The third scene is called "Dr. Feelin' Good" and stars Kat (and Rob Rotten). There are some great stills of her, including the one on the cover. The scene starts with her on the phone trying to get a delivery. There is a lava lamp, a bunch of video of leaves, some very good stoner music, and the guy shows up with dope. Of course, she doesn't have money, so a very good blow job follows.
Kat does a great job in this scene.
He eats her, they do vag and anal, everything at a mellow pace, but in a good way. There is still sexual heat, but the ambiance is softer. The anal part lasts a long time, and several positions are explored. There is A2M. All the cum goes in her mouth, and she swallows it. Then, drinks bong water. The drinking bong water stuff I don't understand. Then, of course, they have a smoke.
A brief, enjoyable musical and visual interlude between scenes.
After some weird visuals between scenes, we get to the fourth scene with Jamie Elle, called "The Rasta?" I think it is a little lame, she is sitting cross legged smoking, and Johnny Thrust comes along with fake dreadlocks and a hat, pretending to be from Jamaica. She has a suspicion he is "the dorky guy from next door" which he is. He doesn't smoke. They are in a nice room with lots of wood, floor, ceiling, bookcases, etc. and a couch in the middle, an upscale den.
She has a nice ass, and shows it off as she undresses.
They get to the sex in fairly short order, the usual run of BJ (well done), RCG, doggie, modified mish, and she jacks him onto her tits. There is no anal. After that, his fake hat and dreadlocks come off, and she realizes she just fucked the dorky guy from next door.
Scarlett Pain is in the next scene, called "The Toy". AFter the interlude with dancing pot leaves and music.
A poster showing different kinds of buds.
She is disappointed on the phone because her boy friend won't come over to smoke and fuck. So, she breaks out a pipe that has a dildo device on the end. She would be a very pretty girl if not for the tattoos. We see flashbacks to a g/g scene with Daisy Tanks.
Daisy is looking good, and the lez parts are very hot.
She has flashbacks to the lez scene while she uses the toy.
The toy at work on both ends. Yes, a dildo and a pipe.
There is great trippin' music, with cuts from the solo scene to the g/g scene. The music synchs with the action very well, this is something I have only seen before in ancient history porn. But here, it is done with psychedelic effect. Fucking great.
And remember, dope will get you through times of no money, better than money will get you through times of no dope. At least, that's the old saying from back in the day.
Then, for the last scene, her boyfriend (Rob Rotten) shows up, and she says she already smoked and masturbated. So, he talks her into smoking a bowl and sucking his dick. The oral scene is very good, shot in POV.
There is titty fucking, which is a trip all in itself.
She jacks him to cumming, drools out some of it, swallows some of it, and all are satisfied. Good oral scene, actually.
Credits, in a funky font, of course. This includes a list of the bands and the songs they do, which are also on the CD that accompanies the movie. Here they are:
Band: Delicious
Songs: Shenanigans, Identity, Nasty Bitch Roll, Chameleon
http://www.satansjamband.com
Band: Graubret
Songs: Taronase, God Bless the Open Market, Geisterhunde am Stadtrand
http://www.myspace.com/graubret
Band: Inner Course/Hillside Fire
Songs: Matter of Time, Better Than the Devil, Designed for This, Running Circles
Band: Mesina
Songs: Awake Max 7, Worlds Apart, Leaving Max 7
http://www.myspace.com/mesinatheband
Kat looks fucking super hot in the still pictures, and the DVD is very well done.
There are 8-1/2 minutes of Outtakes, and 31 minutes of BTS, both of which are pretty good.
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Bong Load Girls The Book Volume 1
The Bong Load Girls book comes as a separate purchase. It has stills of the women, very good stills, and is not hardcore. There are no dick pics in the book, no sex action shots, and no pussy shots. I still like it.
It's a book based on the movie. The introduction says they got the idea while looking over all the stills they had taken trying to find a picture for the movie box cover.
There is a chapter for each scene/girl, with great stills.
There is a chapter called "Press" which has several news items and movie reviews. Here I learned that the movie was released on 4/20.
The next chapter is very interesting, "Random Shit". A lot of it is scribbled notes, how often he got turned down for help on the movie, casting, music, the design for the dildo-pipe. This includes the eventual success getting JM, the layouts for the DVD cover, etc. He notices too late there is a spelling error on the cover, Staring instead of Starring. Well, it is a stoner movie.
Most of the reviews were complimentary about the great mix of culture and porn. I agree, this was a unique and very appealing experience, I'm glad Kat's picture made the sale for me.
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I give this movie and CD and book two screaming orgasm tits with a dildo pipe.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
, but she needs to do more movies with guys too 
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