I have noticed a small outbreak of Panzer virus that has infected at least 3 members so far. To further prevent an epidemic I am offering my backdoor vaccine free to the female members here. The serum cums in the form of an anal injection that is painless [I guarantee] and only takes about 2 minutes to administer. I do need a few hours between patients as the serum is slow to develop. For the men here for a small charge of 500 hundred American dollars cash I can provide a horse serum that should be a suitable substitute which can be snorted or injected by IV. You must sign a waiver of liability of course. The horse serum is available in gallons so no waiting. Oh and you have to pump it yourselves.