I have noticed a small outbreak of Panzer virus that has infected at least 3 members so far. To further prevent an epidemic I am offering my backdoor vaccine free to the female members here. The serum cums in the form of an anal injection that is painless [I guarantee] and only takes about 2 minutes to administer. I do need a few hours between patients as the serum is slow to develop. For the men here for a small charge of 500 hundred American dollars cash I can provide a horse serum that should be a suitable substitute which can be snorted or injected by IV. You must sign a waiver of liability of course. The horse serum is available in gallons so no waiting. Oh and you have to pump it yourselves.

Is your suggestion that we ignore/shun him? For that to be effective, there would have to be a greater consensus in favor of shunning him.

The only way to cure out of the flu is to drinks lots of enema sauce or to suck on the enema nozzle

Problem is there's like, what, 5 female posters here lately? It's too late. It's reaching epidemic proportions. You must go, save yourselves while you can.

Nice try. And good post, btw.

I'm confused by the Panzer hate. He seems harmless.

Hell I love Panzer ! He's highly infectious !