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#458060 - 10/29/09 08:23 PM
Halloween
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Anybody doing anything fun? I'm sick of Halloween already. I've been seeing people dressed up in costumes for last 8-10 days. If I threw a Halloween party, it'd be the day after Halloween just to fuck with people. I don't think I could carve up a Jack-O-Lantern very well though, because I'm not artistic. It'd look all deformed. People would be wondering if Jack was result of inbreeding.
I did come up with a good line earlier though. If I see any girls dressed up as Cowgirls, I'm telling them they shoulda put their clothes and backwards and been a Reverse Cowgirl.
And when the fuck did it become "inappropriate" to call Halloween by it's actual name? At my nephew's school, they have decided to call it Fall Harvest dressup day. I can maybe understand Christmas being offensive to non-Christians, but is Halloween offensive to non-Halloweeners?
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#458061 - 10/29/09 08:38 PM
Re: Halloween
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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Wingnuts equate it with celebrating evil.
From a 'Christian' site:
... October 31st holiday that we today know as Halloween has strong roots in paganism and is closely connected with worship of the Enemy of this world, Satan. It is a holiday that generally glorifies the dark things of this world, rather than the light of Jesus Christ, The Truth...
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#458062 - 10/29/09 08:41 PM
Re: Halloween
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Well why do we still get to call Valentine's Day by its name? The name comes from a Christian Saint. Why not I-Wanna-Put-My-Dick-In-You-So-Here's-Some-Chocolate Day?
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#458063 - 10/29/09 08:51 PM
Re: Halloween
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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I am so sick of Halloween....I took my daughter to look for a costume...when did they all become so sexy? Had a hard time finding something suitable for a 12 year old and that didn't break the bank at the same time.
This have never been a holiday I have even gotten into anyway but that is just me...
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#458067 - 10/30/09 07:32 AM
Re: Halloween
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Registered: 12/16/08
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After Biggie got shot, I was going to dress up as him for Halloween, and I was told not to go to the party in black face. I had a cool corduroy Kangol hat and some matching baggy pants to make it an actual costume. The next year at the same person's party 3 dudes were in black face, 2 with the Al Jolson style big white mouths.
Last year I went online and bought a bright orange prison jumpsuit, so I'm set for the foreseeable future, unless something else jumps out at me.
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#458068 - 10/30/09 08:12 AM
Re: Halloween
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Porn Jesus
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You can still dress up like a hairy tranny werewolf, Tranzer be damned.
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#458071 - 10/30/09 09:42 PM
Re: Halloween
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
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There's a few local things going on around here and I was invited to some event at the Shrine, but I don't know. That could be fun or something I get locked into and regret. There's some cheeseball factor in there and bailing on friends can be awkward. I should probably stay home.
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#458072 - 10/31/09 11:48 AM
Re: Halloween
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/26/09
Posts: 366
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I loved Halloween when I was younger. Took the younger siblings out and went everywhere in town for hours. We would come back home and have BAGS of chocolate that would last us weeks. We would then start splitting all the candy into 3's, one for each of us. We took our share and hid it in our rooms until our mother soon found it all. But that's what we would take to school for our snack for weeks to come. We also had the next day off from school for All Saints Day holiday. Which was mostly spent being sick because of all the chocolate we ate the night before.
Sounds like part of a therapy session.
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#458073 - 10/31/09 02:56 PM
Re: Halloween
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I loved Halloween when I was younger.
For some reason, when I was an early teenager, everyone used to run around throwing eggs at one another trying to ruin each other's costume. In elementary school, one of the funnier things that happened was when the fat Norwegian kid Bengt came dressed as Superman the day before Halloween. I guess his foreign parents didn't quite understand the holiday yet. He peeked through into the classroom, saw everyone was in normal clothes, and then ran home crying. Later in life, he was a contestant on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Which contains a punctuation error.
Tonight: Turning my lights off and pretending I'm not home.
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#458077 - 10/31/09 05:25 PM
Re: Halloween
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I don't like giving out candy because I'm diabetic and I don't want the leftover shit around the house. And I don't like giving out money because I used to hate when people did that. Plus, how much do you give these days? I used to get a quarter when I was a kid, but you can't do shit with a quarter these days. And if I start giving out dollars to little girls just for dressing up, they might grow up to be strippers. I don't want to ruin anyone's life. Psychopaths ruined the idea of giving out apples. We always threw out our apples because people thought they might have razor blades in them.
Also, how fucking sad is it to see people all dressed up in Halloween costumes, waiting at the bus-stop? Like you put all the money & effort into the costume, then you can't even talk someone into giving you a ride or spend the money on a cab?
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#458078 - 10/31/09 05:32 PM
Re: Halloween
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Ha Poor Bengt....
Fuck Bengt. He was one of those uber-smart know-it-all kids. He knew I was smarter than he was and he hated it. He told me I was a "waste of a good brain." Which may very well be true. For some stupid "Mind Olympics" competition we had to watch all the smart kids dress up in armor and helmets to do something stupid. Bengt forgot to put vent holes in his helmet and midway through, threw it off his head and ran out of the assembly room crying & screaming "IT'S TOO HOT IN HERE!" Here he his getting a question wrong on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEf9NR6KUfo
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