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I loved Halloween when I was younger.



For some reason, when I was an early teenager, everyone used to run around throwing eggs at one another trying to ruin each other's costume. In elementary school, one of the funnier things that happened was when the fat Norwegian kid Bengt came dressed as Superman the day before Halloween. I guess his foreign parents didn't quite understand the holiday yet. He peeked through into the classroom, saw everyone was in normal clothes, and then ran home crying. Later in life, he was a contestant on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Which contains a punctuation error.

Tonight: Turning my lights off and pretending I'm not home.



Ha Poor Bengt....
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