Anybody doing anything fun? I'm sick of Halloween already. I've been seeing people dressed up in costumes for last 8-10 days. If I threw a Halloween party, it'd be the day after Halloween just to fuck with people. I don't think I could carve up a Jack-O-Lantern very well though, because I'm not artistic. It'd look all deformed. People would be wondering if Jack was result of inbreeding.

I did come up with a good line earlier though. If I see any girls dressed up as Cowgirls, I'm telling them they shoulda put their clothes and backwards and been a Reverse Cowgirl.

And when the fuck did it become "inappropriate" to call Halloween by it's actual name? At my nephew's school, they have decided to call it Fall Harvest dressup day. I can maybe understand Christmas being offensive to non-Christians, but is Halloween offensive to non-Halloweeners?