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Let me be the first to say,sir, "You are an idiot !"



Yeah, I do a lot of dumb shit when I drink. Like when I was on vacation one time, I came back to my room and pissed on the floor. The room had two patio doors for the balcony, with fancy curved handles on them. I pissed right in front of those doors, so afterward, I tried to flush the doorhandle. Like, I was looking down at the floor waiting for it to start swirling and wooshing my piss away. Then I threw a beachtowel on the puddle and went to sleep. It was one of those odorless, all water drunk pisses anyways.
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