I couldn't believe that shit worked. Well, almost worked. They were visiting Alaska from Colorado to work at Mt. McKinley for the summer. They told me they got their asses from all the skiing they did in Colorado. I told them the girls in Alaska ski too, but they don't have asses like that. And POOF!, they wanted to come home. They were drunk on vodka and needed a place to crash for the night. I'm still fucking kicking myself over that one. They were soo cute, too. I was supposed to go mountain-biking with one of them the next day. Oh well.
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.