I (almost) picked some girls up at Taco Bell a couple of months ago in the most ridiculous manner. Our window was down for the drive-thru and they were trying to get in the front door, except it was after hours and locked. I was like, "Holy shit! Look at those girls asses!" and they heard me and agreed to come back to my house to eat the food. I insisted on buying their food for them (2 volcano tacos). Only I was so drunk, that I devoured them before we left the drive thru lane. So we had to go back and get 2 more. And on the way home, I devoured them, too. And the girls drove away superpissed off at me. The next morning my car looked like a taco bell dumpster and smelled like a Mexican schoolbus. I haven't been back to Taco Bell ever since. :sniff:
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