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#457955 - 10/29/09 12:57 PM
FREE Black Jack Taco at Taco Bell
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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#457957 - 10/30/09 04:05 PM
Re: FREE Black Jack Taco at Taco Bell
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First you choke on it then the nigger that's working there hits you with a blackjack?
Mine was a big more lengthy....
Someone the Panz get away to AC.....at the 21 tabe yells "Blackjack" to the dealer.....at such time several "thugs" pummel him with a blackjack......he awakes in the casinos medical center and the waitress is instructed to give him a blacjack taco.
what a fucking happy ending...... 
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#457959 - 10/31/09 02:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I (almost) picked some girls up at Taco Bell a couple of months ago in the most ridiculous manner. Our window was down for the drive-thru and they were trying to get in the front door, except it was after hours and locked. I was like, "Holy shit! Look at those girls asses!" and they heard me and agreed to come back to my house to eat the food. I insisted on buying their food for them (2 volcano tacos). Only I was so drunk, that I devoured them before we left the drive thru lane. So we had to go back and get 2 more. And on the way home, I devoured them, too. And the girls drove away superpissed off at me. The next morning my car looked like a taco bell dumpster and smelled like a Mexican schoolbus. I haven't been back to Taco Bell ever since. :sniff:
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#457960 - 10/31/09 02:43 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
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you charmer.
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#457961 - 10/31/09 02:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I couldn't believe that shit worked. Well, almost worked. They were visiting Alaska from Colorado to work at Mt. McKinley for the summer. They told me they got their asses from all the skiing they did in Colorado. I told them the girls in Alaska ski too, but they don't have asses like that. And POOF!, they wanted to come home. They were drunk on vodka and needed a place to crash for the night. I'm still fucking kicking myself over that one. They were soo cute, too. I was supposed to go mountain-biking with one of them the next day. Oh well.
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#457964 - 10/31/09 05:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Let me be the first to say,sir, "You are an idiot !" 
Yeah, I do a lot of dumb shit when I drink. Like when I was on vacation one time, I came back to my room and pissed on the floor. The room had two patio doors for the balcony, with fancy curved handles on them. I pissed right in front of those doors, so afterward, I tried to flush the doorhandle. Like, I was looking down at the floor waiting for it to start swirling and wooshing my piss away. Then I threw a beachtowel on the puddle and went to sleep. It was one of those odorless, all water drunk pisses anyways.
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#457966 - 11/01/09 04:41 AM
Re: FREE Black Jack Taco at Taco Bell
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/26/09
Posts: 366
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Our window was down for the drive-thru and they were trying to get in the front door,
You work at a Taco Bell?
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#457967 - 11/01/09 10:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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You work at a Taco Bell?
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Oh God no. I meant they heard us talking in our car while we were in the drive-thru line.
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#457969 - 11/01/09 01:48 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Like they give a fuck about serving you, oddity.
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#457970 - 11/01/09 01:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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You probably make them nervous with your notepad and enema hazmat suit ! Teenagers...whadda you gonna do ?
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#457972 - 11/01/09 06:43 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Like they give a fuck about serving you, oddity.
Sell your son to Taco Bell, they will make some nice seasoned beef out of him. They will make their new Diddled Beef Supreme Tacos and negroes will eat your son. Hanibal Lecter approved!
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#457973 - 11/01/09 07:34 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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Have you considered working at taco bell? the whole 2 birds with 1 stone thing and all...
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#457974 - 11/01/09 08:12 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Have you considered working at taco bell? the whole 2 birds with 1 stone thing and all...
I wanna have my own Taco Bell, the Taco Zone or South Behind Border.
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#457975 - 11/01/09 08:36 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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IMO the best chain taco place is King Taco in LA. Dona Raquel in Pompano Beach, FL is my personal favorite.
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#457976 - 11/01/09 11:35 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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IMO the best chain taco place is King Taco in LA. Dona Raquel in Pompano Beach, FL is my personal favorite.
I dont like these "authentic" tacos. I tried one once and threw it out. Taco Bell is the best.
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#457979 - 11/02/09 07:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Blue corn tortillas are something I've always associated with Calmex rather than Texmex food.
And Alex you only say Taco Bell is the best because you haven't ever had any real Texmex.
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#457980 - 11/02/09 07:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Nor has he ever tried Poquito Mas. They don't have them in NYC.
And every time I see this thread, I keep thinking it says Jack Black Tacos.
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#457981 - 11/02/09 08:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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After doing some traveling and trying to find a Mexican restaurant everywhere I've been in the world. I have to say there just isn't any place as good as Oklahoma and Texas for Texmex. I'll give props to that place in Istanbul for it's Calmex and the place in Hong Kong for it's take on Mexican food. Good, just not as good.
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#457982 - 11/02/09 09:02 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Blue corn tortillas are something I've always associated with Calmex rather than Texmex food.
And Alex you only say Taco Bell is the best because you haven't ever had any real Texmex.
I only like tacos in a crunchy shell.
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