This is bonkers. Any explanation as to why this crazy broad did this? This sounds like a half-decent idea.

I don't think this crazy woman realized the gold mine she was sitting on.

Here is what she should have done step by step.

1. Get the limo
2. Pull up in front of the store so everyone sees you.
3. Announce that you won the lottery and tell everyone you will pay for their purchases up to $500
4. Find a few things you want.
5. While the store employess panic during the customer hysteria... slip out of the nearest fire exit.
6. Flee the scene on foot.