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I think being a useless, jobless grandma mootch is the least of panzers problems getting laid! My apologies to the pepperoni. You're right, not even greasy processed meat deserves that hairy shithole panzy is packing



His biggest problem is probably having no dick. Like he has to buy special Asian condoms.

Clerk: "Which brand of condom would you like, sir?"
Panzer: "Umm..Sony? Do they make one?"

Except he'd have to buy cheap rip-off Sorny condoms.
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