Prelude: Kristina Rose is the porn star I’d most like to smoke a blunt with and then go looking for cool stuff like gnomes, candy, and digital watches. Those who have been keeping tabs on her Elegant Angel stuff might understand, but after witnessing this I had conflicted views of Kristina Rose. Somebody seemingly so chill turning into a complete sexual animal. Let it be known, Smut would be intimidated for about 15 seconds if I were to encounter Slut Woman on the streets of Canoga Park and could sense a handjob, blowjob, insert sex act here, destined to end the mindgame. Each starlet has brought their own style to the character, individual personality traits always arise, but Dirty Girl becumes Slut Woman right before our very eyes in this one and that’s the difference between Sam No and Mason, too.
Body: Getting past the intensity of the first dp scene, or beyond mewling gasm praises for Manuel (yuk), then the grueling outdoor gg/in army fatigues. This movie has the best porn world blending with the real world scenario that I just had to watch to see if there was a train wreck to occur. Everything worked out for all parties involved if it wasn’t a set up and I have no reason to suspect it is. Don’t over think your porn, case in point. I’ve been working on this review off and on for 3 days, so let’s get the ho on the road. Usually I’m not into Midnight Prowl style stuff, seeing civilians get laid usually isn't sexy, but watching Kristina Rose evolving on the streets as Slutwoman was cumpelling enough to not want to look away. After the dude in what he called the “Bang Van” wusses out, she says “I’m not slutty, I’m just friendly” then wonders aloud why guys punk out when a crazy whore walks up the street offering handjobs to strangers. Lucky surreal day for the dude in the truck who had the balls to stop and put up with the psychodrama. He gets a one of kind “so you you gonna go for it?”experience he’ll never forget and she got some furniture moved out of the deal. Plus, let's not forget some cute goodies she picked out at the convenience store. Even trade. Brilliant. After that it’s a blow bang in the Elegant warehouse, and when all loads are blown, she goes waving to cars with spit and cum boldly slug trailin’ down her face. Wow!
Postscript: Every scene is intense as hell, no sense in talking about this dvd anymore, the depravity she indulges in gets crazy. “Choke Me While he fucks, me, please!” The title says it all. Just released and already a gonzo classic.
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