Hey... I'd like to be a porn stars assistant too. I can assist with:

Fucking the shit out of them.
Having my dick sucked, while pulling their hair and choking them.
Keeping them in line while "saving" their money from them.

Salary requirements = 80% of slut earnings.
Any interested girls should hit me up!
Quick - before I'm assisting some other whore.
Although, I guess I could take on a couple of new assignments if I needed to...