Ohh my achesy head. I came up with some ridiculous lines last night texting some black guy who was harassing my new friend. She just started dating my friend who's black. I guess he was threatening to shoot my friend or something so I took the phone over and started texting back this guy until he gave up and quit.

"Oh god! I've never guzzled so much jizzle before in my life. We just hanging out fucking, eating chicken, watermelon and drinking grape juice. Now I guzzle mo' jizzle. Oh shit, why did they ever invent grape juice in the first place? Nigga, get yo' balls embalmed. They dead to me!"