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#457458 - 10/27/09 02:56 PM Re: The Door Nigga
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Why do black people LOVE to bob their head?



They are very musical people.



Why musical? Because they can't swim?




I dunno about swimming. I saw a black dude in a boat one time fishing. A tiny little boat, with a boombox in it. And he was just standing up dancing and fishing. I hope he could swim. My uncle (a racist Greek): "Look at the nigger dancing. They are always dancing." And one of my friends who's black just bought a fancy riverboat and wants to put a stereo system in it. I tried to explain to him that you're supposed to be quiet on a boat so you don't scare away the fish, but he doesn't care.
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#457459 - 10/27/09 03:24 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
Alex, I think you're making a mistake with your anti-black racism. You're Russian, and Russians are the trashiest white people on Earth. I've been to Russia several times on business, and twice for vacation, and the place is fucked up. Russians have no business looking down on anyone.

America shouldn't be letting Russians immigrate. We don't owe you people shit.

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#457460 - 10/27/09 03:39 PM Re: The Door Nigga
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
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We don't owe you people shit.




That's what he said. (Medvedev to Obama)

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#457461 - 10/27/09 03:39 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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I've been to Russia several times on business, and twice for vacation, and the place is fucked up.




Having been to Russia on vacation once, I can't understand why you would ever go back unless there were lots of whores involved.
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#457462 - 10/27/09 04:19 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Human Garbage

Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
There were lots and lots of whores involved. And drugs.

Visiting a third-world shithole (such as Brooklyn, Queens, the Bronx or Philadelphia) can be enjoyable, if you have money and they have whores and drugs. In Russia, there is an unending supply of sweet-faced, hard-as-nails 18 years olds with absolutely fantastic bodies, all willing to open up their rectums all night long for $200 and some meth.

In America, you might think the same would be possible. A few more years of Obamanomics and maybe it will be. But there are too many flabby, out-of-shape whores on the game in the U.S., even at 18.

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#457463 - 10/27/09 05:06 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Registered: 04/26/09
Posts: 366
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3. Hang out at carwashes




Do these things exist anymore? Not the self-service kinds, ether. I know that there used to be one in Queens off the Van Wyck. Don't know if it is still there...

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8. Always talk loud enough so everyone in the 'hood can fucking here you, and if they are niggers, they will know what your saying, bru.




You sound bitter... Bad experience in your past that you want to share?

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17. Drink cheap wine





I do this every night. Guess I am a nigga.

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20. Spray paint everything in sight





You are losing it dude. That is PR.

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#457464 - 10/27/09 05:10 PM Re: The Door Nigga
geek Offline
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Registered: 04/26/09
Posts: 366
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and Russians are the trashiest white people on Earth.




Gypsies. Haitians. Jews. There is a real contest there-- perhaps a playoff?

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#457465 - 10/27/09 05:11 PM Re: The Door Nigga
geek Offline
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Registered: 04/26/09
Posts: 366
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Visiting a third-world shithole (such as Brooklyn, Queens, the Bronx or Philadelphia)




You left out New Jersey.

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#457466 - 10/27/09 05:52 PM Re: The Door Nigga
charin Offline
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3. Hang out at carwashes




Do these things exist anymore? Not the self-service kinds, ether. I know that there used to be one in Queens off the Van Wyck. Don't know if it is still there...





I asked on here, but none of the L.A. folks answered (click the pic).



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#457467 - 10/27/09 05:58 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Regarding...
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How to Become a Certified Nigger



Why no mention of the ever-growing groups of other ethnic backgrounds who fit this criteria to the letter and beyond?
Another glaring omission is the largest group of all,which represents blacks who go to work every day causing no disturbance to anyone,exhibiting none of the aforementioned behavior in their efforts to do nothing but build a better life for themselves and their families. They outnumber all other groups combined and skew the fuck-all out of your stereotypical classifications. Also really takes the starch out of the premise of this thread for me
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#457468 - 10/27/09 06:01 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
You make a good point Bish ! You definitely don't have to be black to be a "nigga" !
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#457469 - 10/27/09 06:27 PM Re: The Door Nigga
charin Offline
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Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
I think all ya'll need your mouths washed out with soap.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#457470 - 10/27/09 06:34 PM Re: The Door Nigga
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
The source (Das Panzer) is one who steals from his grandmother.

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#457471 - 10/27/09 07:14 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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I think all ya'll need your mouths washed out with soap.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy



I'll be damned if you're gag factoring me you big perv !
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#457472 - 10/27/09 07:55 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
A nigger is a useless piece of shit of any race, color or religion. Panzer you are a useless piece of shit for even starting a thread like this. Go back to playing with your toy tanks and enema bags.
P.S. If you put half as much energy trying to get a job as you do starting stupid threads you would have a job and not have to steal from your Grandmother.You should be ashamed of yourself.


Edited by wannacorndog (10/27/09 07:57 PM)
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#457473 - 10/27/09 08:02 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Registered: 05/22/08
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3. Hang out at carwashes




Do these things exist anymore? Not the self-service kinds, ether. I know that there used to be one in Queens off the Van Wyck. Don't know if it is still there...





I asked on here, but none of the L.A. folks answered...




Yes, they do in LA.
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#457474 - 10/28/09 06:53 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
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3. Hang out at carwashes

Do these things exist anymore? Not the self-service kinds, ether. I know that there used to be one in Queens off the Van Wyck. Don't know if it is still there...






Ask Lenny Dykstra
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#457475 - 10/28/09 11:57 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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Check this out, Yahoo is doing a new marketing campaign and they chose this nigga on one of their ads:



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#457476 - 10/28/09 12:44 PM Re: The Door Nigga
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
And he's one, why? Because he's black and his mom loves him? The only thing questionable about the pic, is the look on his face, which says to me: "I hope mom's goes to fucking work soon. I got white bitches that want to come kick it at the crib."
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#457477 - 10/28/09 12:53 PM Re: The Door Nigga
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
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Ask Lenny Dykstra




Excuse me, he is a sophisticated entrepreneurial-type investment bigwhig. Now can you loan me some fucking money? My learjet needs gas.



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#457478 - 10/28/09 01:04 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
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Regarding...
Quote:

How to Become a Certified Nigger



Why no mention of the ever-growing groups of other ethnic backgrounds who fit this criteria to the letter and beyond?
Another glaring omission is the largest group of all,which represents blacks who go to work every day causing no disturbance to anyone,exhibiting none of the aforementioned behavior in their efforts to do nothing but build a better life for themselves and their families. They outnumber all other groups combined and skew the fuck-all out of your stereotypical classifications. Also really takes the starch out of the premise of this thread for me


I guess you missed the memo. White folks prefer their negroes to be walking and talking stereotypes. In other words, you people are far more interesting when shucking, jiving, and living up to the image crafted by Jewish record producers.
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#457479 - 10/28/09 01:28 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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And he's one, why? Because he's black and his mom loves him? The only thing questionable about the pic, is the look on his face, which says to me: "I hope mom's goes to fucking work soon. I got white bitches that want to come kick it at the crib."



He has the look of the criminal in his eyes, there is definatly something illigal on his mind.

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#457480 - 10/28/09 04:08 PM Re: The Door Nigga
geek Offline
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Registered: 04/26/09
Posts: 366
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Check this out, Yahoo is doing a new marketing campaign and they chose this nigga on one of their ads:






Looks like mom is grabbing his package.

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#457481 - 10/28/09 06:41 PM Re: The Door Nigga
Vice Admiral Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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Looks like mom is grabbing his package.




That would explain the look of slowly-dawning alarm on that kid's face.

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#457482 - 10/28/09 07:25 PM Re: The Door Nigga
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Having been to Russia on vacation once, I can't understand why you would ever go back unless there were lots of whores involved.




I was in Russia not too long ago and I'm going back in 2 weeks. Where did you stay in .ru that you had such an unpleasant time? Moscow, St. Pettersburg and Rostov-on-Don are the shit. Nightlife was very similar to New York.

Quality of life is no different to most cities in Eastern .eu like Sofia, Bucharest, Sibiu or Ljubljana. As far as whores go:







BTW: I just noticed the thread title.


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#457483 - 10/28/09 07:55 PM Re: The Door Nigga
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Doze wimmenz be fawken beautiful.

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#457484 - 10/28/09 08:01 PM Re: The Door Nigga
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Forget the title, loop. Who's the one on the left in the middle pic, donning that dashiki looking thing? And that's her on the left in the top pic?

Goodness.
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#457485 - 10/28/09 08:26 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
LOOP!!!!
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#457486 - 10/28/09 08:39 PM Re: The Door Nigga
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
The one on the left is called Nataly. She speaks very good English and has an apartment in London. She took me to a lot of restaurants around Moscow and almost never ordered anything to eat- only wine. The one with the shisha pipe was a serious whore.




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