I only ranked the black folks named in geek's post immediately above mine. There may be other black people you'd like to plug into the Blackness Continuum ending at Michael Dorn, whose non-blackness probably cannot be excelled because of the CHiPs-Star Trek-As The World Turns-Broadway resume he's amassed. So, ending with Michael Dorn as the whitest black guy, rank 'em your way.

Lawrence Taylor gets ranked more white, almost to Oprah's level, because he gay gay gay. Niggas ain't gay. They may be on the down low, but L.T. so gay.

As for Danny Glover, that man is a an enigma. Definitely tough to classify. On the one hand: Big ole' lips and nose, gravelly negro voice, and strange radical left politics. He sees racism behind every corner. On the other hand, he's also an environmentalist like Ed Begley Jr. Just being mentioned in the same sentence as Ed Begley Jr. makes any black man 75% white. Also, most poor black folks live with trash strewn everywhere, but I suspect Danny Glover has a nice house. So Danny Glover's taken on a lot of white characteristics, yes, but ultimately his Conspiracy Brother tendencies demands ranking Danny Glover down toward Fitty Cen on the blackness scale.

Wayne Brady probably needs to be ranked twice: Wayne Brady and Wayne Muthafuckin' Brady.

Here's the real question: Fun is fun, y'all, but what the fuck is wrong with all of you that you feel so comfortable expressing such toxic racist tripe?