Okay, here it is. In order of most black to least black, the people you've named should be ranked:

50 Cent
Malcolm X
Puff Daddy
Danny Glover
Cedric the Entertainer
Chris Rock
Lawrence Taylor
Oprah
Urkel
Wiggers
Barack Obama (his "black voice" is a total put-on)
Vanessa Williams
Alan Keyes
Michael Dorn (CHiPs and Star Trek? Nigga please)

Where do we put Morgan Freeman? He's cultured enough to entertain the kids as Easy Reader on The Electric Company, and to play God and the President later in life. He opposes observance of Black History Month, saying "Black history is American history." Interviewed by Mike Wallace on 60 Minutes Freeman said "I am going to stop calling you a white man and I'm going to ask you to stop calling me a black man." Seems okay with White America, for sure. But then we find out he's a dope-crazed, drunk driving sex fiend fucking his granddaughter since she was 17. What the fuck? What's blacker than that?