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#457408 - 10/25/09 04:24 AM The Door Nigga
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So yesterday I went to the McDonald's in the city and some nigga was just standing there by the door and he just opened it for me. I thought that it was odd that a nigga would open and hold a door for just random someone. I knew that there has to be a catch to that. So when I made my purchase and exited, that nigga opened and held a door for me too, and right when I exited he started asking me for a "dolla", I just kept my mouth shut and walked away, and he said "god bless you". I knew that it was not in the logic of the nigga to do a favor to someone without expecting something back.

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#457409 - 10/25/09 04:33 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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#457410 - 10/25/09 06:38 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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A bum in NY that if providing unsolicited services-- say it aint so.

Like driving through alphabet city and having to stop at a light. You can usually count to five before some bum is "washing" your windshield for you. Of course, the demand for payment for "services" quickly follows. This scenario is so common, it has been parodied many times. Unfortunately it is rooted in reality, and yet another indication of the unraveling of society.

Say what you want about Giuliani, but he did a decent job of cleaning that crap up and making the city livable.

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#457411 - 10/25/09 06:47 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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A bum in NY that if providing unsolicited services-- say it aint so.

Like driving through alphabet city and having to stop at a light. You can usually count to five before some bum is "washing" your windshield for you. Of course, the demand for payment for "services" quickly follows. This scenario is so common, it has been parodied many times. Unfortunately it is rooted in reality, and yet another indication of the unraveling of society.

Say what you want about Giuliani, but he did a decent job of cleaning that crap up and making the city livable.



There are also these "Hip-Hop Hustla Niggas" in NYC, especially around the 34th Street, Times Square and 5th Avenue - the areas where tourists are. These Hip-Hop Hustla Niggers are always looking for some fools, especially tourists. They approach them and hand them out their CD (with their music) like it is a freebie, then they ask for a payment. Also there are these blacks who sell candy on the streets and on the subway so they can "stay out of the streets/trouble" or so they can "support they basketball team and play b-ball on the basketball court".

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#457412 - 10/25/09 07:00 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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Don't be a negro - reply!!!

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#457413 - 10/25/09 09:43 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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I gave a squeegee nigger in philly a hard time at a really long red light about asking me for money to wash my windshield. He didn't even have windex...just a bottle of dirty sewer water. After arguing with me he threw his tip cup at me with almost 15 bucks in change in it. I drove off with it. This happened back in the late 90s when the squeegee hustle was pretty popular in the area.
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#457414 - 10/25/09 09:48 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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Bet you wish you'd saved that $15 now, welfare queen?
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#457415 - 10/25/09 10:27 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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Quote:

I knew that it was not in the logic of the nigga to do a favor to someone without expecting something back.




I'm disappointed, Panzer. I never thought you were in with "that" crowd over here. Jigaloo doesn't seem to like you so I figured "my enemy's enemy is my friend", but I guess that isn't so. I'll admit that I never really read too many of your posts because word has it you post some pretty nasty pics sometimes and I don't like viewing that kind of stuff.

Anyway, just want you to know that there are a diverse set of black people in America. And many, like myself, would hold a door out of just common courtesy. You should not paint us with such a broad brush.

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#457416 - 10/25/09 10:41 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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Tritone, you need to read Panzer's threads more. He hates everyone, even dirty jeeeeeeeeeews like himself.
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#457417 - 10/25/09 10:44 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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I knew that it was not in the logic of the nigga to do a favor to someone without expecting something back.




I'm disappointed, Panzer. I never thought you were in with "that" crowd over here. Jigaloo doesn't seem to like you so I figured "my enemy's enemy is my friend", but I guess that isn't so. I'll admit that I never really read too many of your posts because word has it you post some pretty nasty pics sometimes and I don't like viewing that kind of stuff.

Anyway, just want you to know that there are a diverse set of black people in America. And many, like myself, would hold a door out of just common courtesy. You should not paint us with such a broad brush.




Yes, I know that there is a diverse set of African Americans, but most of them are niggas that I stay away from and don't want to be associated with. There are a lot of good African Americans there in the world, and a most of them are nice people. I persoanlly know a good number of good African Americans, I studied and worked with a number of them. To me an nigga is someone like 50 Cent of DMX who are always angry, loud, bad-mannered and such. And African American is someone like Eddie Murphy or Cedric the Entertainer, both who are more civil and good-mannered than your average nigga from the ghetto who only thinks about robbing a bank so he can play b-ball on the court and then run away from the cops in his new Jordans while wearing a Sean John hoodie so he would blend-in with the night.

To me a someone who is a nigga is someone is living a nigga lifestyle.

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#457418 - 10/25/09 11:04 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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Bet you wish you'd saved that $15 now, welfare queen?




I'm not on welfare...I was taking Unemployment Compensation for awhile.
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#457419 - 10/25/09 01:22 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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I knew that it was not in the logic of the nigga to do a favor to someone without expecting something back.




I'm disappointed, Panzer. I never thought you were in with "that" crowd over here. Jigaloo doesn't seem to like you so I figured "my enemy's enemy is my friend", but I guess that isn't so. I'll admit that I never really read too many of your posts because word has it you post some pretty nasty pics sometimes and I don't like viewing that kind of stuff.

Anyway, just want you to know that there are a diverse set of black people in America. And many, like myself, would hold a door out of just common courtesy. You should not paint us with such a broad brush.




You're both stupid niggers.
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#457420 - 10/25/09 01:48 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Quote:

Quote:

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I knew that it was not in the logic of the nigga to do a favor to someone without expecting something back.




I'm disappointed, Panzer. I never thought you were in with "that" crowd over here. Jigaloo doesn't seem to like you so I figured "my enemy's enemy is my friend", but I guess that isn't so. I'll admit that I never really read too many of your posts because word has it you post some pretty nasty pics sometimes and I don't like viewing that kind of stuff.

Anyway, just want you to know that there are a diverse set of black people in America. And many, like myself, would hold a door out of just common courtesy. You should not paint us with such a broad brush.




You're both stupid niggers.




Agreed... the difference is that Tri is truly nog cheap. He steals and most likely lies. Panzer on the other hand is cheap and honest yet wastes so much money on useless shit that it's contradictory to the troll he'e running.

Both are good trolls and most of you will never become self aware to the play so how bout those Jets?.
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#457421 - 10/25/09 03:59 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Black people should be in work camps.

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#457422 - 10/25/09 04:26 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Black people should be in work camps.


We are!!!
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#457423 - 10/25/09 05:13 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Quote:

Don't be a negro - reply!!!




Uh, ok, I "won't be a negro". Please consider this my response.

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#457424 - 10/25/09 05:56 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Oh shit! Too much material here to process... Oh well, here it goes:

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Yes, I know that there is a diverse set of African Americans,




What I mean is there are darkies, light browns, almost white, act white, act african, welfare dependents, revolutionaries, uncle toms, etc...

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but most of them are niggas that I stay away from and don't want to be associated with.





They are bigger than I am, and I am scared of them.

Quote:

There are a lot of good African Americans there in the world,





I meant "in the wild".

Quote:

and a most of them are nice people. I persoanlly know a good number of good African Americans,





"I am not a racist! I have black friends!"

Quote:


I studied and worked with a number of them.





I studied them while they worked

Quote:

To me an nigga is someone like 50 Cent of DMX who are always angry, loud, bad-mannered and such.





I don't like "uppity niggers".

Quote:

And African American is someone like Eddie Murphy or Cedric the Entertainer, both who are more civil and good-mannered




Rather, I like uncle toms.

sidebar: where is Chris Rock in all this? Perhaps a ranking of black people in order of their "niggerness" from Urkel to Malcolm X is in order? Please be sure to include Danny Glover (a tricky call to be sure), Michael Dorn, Vanessa Williams, Oprah, Alan Keyes, Barrack Obama, and Lawrence Taylor.

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than your average nigga from the ghetto who only thinks about robbing a bank so he can play b-ball on the court and then run away from the cops in his new Jordans while wearing a Sean John hoodie so he would blend-in with the night.




But I have no preconceived notions about anyone. Really.

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To me a someone who is a nigga is someone is living a nigga lifestyle.




The flaw here is that wiggers are not niggers, but rather weak-ass attempts at being wannbes.

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Can you please provide enlightenment concerning your views of Latinos?

And BTW, I agree with you, I hat being coerced into providing charity.

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#457425 - 10/25/09 07:10 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Okay, here it is. In order of most black to least black, the people you've named should be ranked:

50 Cent
Malcolm X
Puff Daddy
Danny Glover
Cedric the Entertainer
Chris Rock
Lawrence Taylor
Oprah
Urkel
Wiggers
Barack Obama (his "black voice" is a total put-on)
Vanessa Williams
Alan Keyes
Michael Dorn (CHiPs and Star Trek? Nigga please)

Where do we put Morgan Freeman? He's cultured enough to entertain the kids as Easy Reader on The Electric Company, and to play God and the President later in life. He opposes observance of Black History Month, saying "Black history is American history." Interviewed by Mike Wallace on 60 Minutes Freeman said "I am going to stop calling you a white man and I'm going to ask you to stop calling me a black man." Seems okay with White America, for sure. But then we find out he's a dope-crazed, drunk driving sex fiend fucking his granddaughter since she was 17. What the fuck? What's blacker than that?

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#457426 - 10/25/09 08:01 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Nigga what? No way is Danny Glover above Chris Rock & LT.
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#457427 - 10/25/09 08:10 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Vanessa Williams can sit on my face anytime she would like..!
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#457428 - 10/25/09 08:14 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Quote:

Nigga what? No way is Danny Glover above Chris Rock & LT.



So true.However I refuse to participate in any listing of niggers that does not include Tupac. If that nigga left his house? somebody was getting their ass whipped!
As to,
Quote:

What the fuck? What's blacker than that?


Wayne"Motherfucking"Brady. Runs ho's all across Chicago and will gut you over a donut.I am black and Wayne Brady frightens me.I am not ashamed to say so.

Yo, for real? Wayne Brady will fuck you up..


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#457429 - 10/25/09 09:08 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Quote:

Quote:

Nigga what? No way is Danny Glover above Chris Rock & LT.



So true.However I refuse to participate in any listing of niggers that does not include Tupac. If that nigga left his house? somebody was getting their ass whipped!
As to,
Quote:

What the fuck? What's blacker than that?


Wayne"Motherfucking"Brady. Runs ho's all across Chicago and will gut you over a donut.I am black and Wayne Brady frightens me.I am not ashamed to say so.

Yo, for real? Wayne Brady will fuck you up..



What's up with blacks and Ronald McDonald House of Charities?

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#457430 - 10/25/09 09:10 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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I only ranked the black folks named in geek's post immediately above mine. There may be other black people you'd like to plug into the Blackness Continuum ending at Michael Dorn, whose non-blackness probably cannot be excelled because of the CHiPs-Star Trek-As The World Turns-Broadway resume he's amassed. So, ending with Michael Dorn as the whitest black guy, rank 'em your way.

Lawrence Taylor gets ranked more white, almost to Oprah's level, because he gay gay gay. Niggas ain't gay. They may be on the down low, but L.T. so gay.

As for Danny Glover, that man is a an enigma. Definitely tough to classify. On the one hand: Big ole' lips and nose, gravelly negro voice, and strange radical left politics. He sees racism behind every corner. On the other hand, he's also an environmentalist like Ed Begley Jr. Just being mentioned in the same sentence as Ed Begley Jr. makes any black man 75% white. Also, most poor black folks live with trash strewn everywhere, but I suspect Danny Glover has a nice house. So Danny Glover's taken on a lot of white characteristics, yes, but ultimately his Conspiracy Brother tendencies demands ranking Danny Glover down toward Fitty Cen on the blackness scale.

Wayne Brady probably needs to be ranked twice: Wayne Brady and Wayne Muthafuckin' Brady.

Here's the real question: Fun is fun, y'all, but what the fuck is wrong with all of you that you feel so comfortable expressing such toxic racist tripe?

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#457431 - 10/25/09 09:19 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Quote:

Niggas ain't gay.




There is a term that I like to use when there is a black homo, the term is Negrofag. Not only can it be used to ID the black homos, but it also applies to black hipsters and emos.

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#457432 - 10/25/09 09:38 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Used consideed great fun to mock the yids much the way that some folks take glee in mocking the schwartzers. Ponder that "gospodin" Panzer.

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#457433 - 10/26/09 01:17 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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Quote:


Here's the real question: Fun is fun, y'all, but what the fuck is wrong with all of you that you feel so comfortable expressing such toxic racist tripe?




followed by:

Quote:

Can anybody tell me the title of the Rocco movie where he's fucking this girl up the ass (wait for it), pulls it out for some ass-to-mouth (wait for it), and asks what it tastes like? The girl answers, "Shit". That was so hot. I want to find that movie again.




You, sir, are the true enigma....
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#457434 - 10/26/09 03:19 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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Quote:


50 Cent
Malcolm X
Puff Daddy
Danny Glover
Cedric the Entertainer
Chris Rock
Lawrence Taylor
Oprah
Urkel
Wiggers
Barack Obama (his "black voice" is a total put-on)
Vanessa Williams
Alan Keyes
Michael Dorn (CHiPs and Star Trek? Nigga please)

Where do we put Morgan Freeman?




I only tossed some names to get Panzer started. Ok, Rear Admiral carried the water for Panzer. No biggie.

Good call on Morgan Freeman being tougher than Danny Glover to classify, but banging your step-granddaughter might be a white trailer trash move rather than a nigga move. Let's call it as it really is.

And you might want to account for time. Examples: Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor and Ice-T. (BTW, Richard Pryor and the bit about his dad hitting him in the chest is beyond funny)

Panzer? Any progress on the Latino dissertation?

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#457435 - 10/26/09 04:23 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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Anyway, just want you to know that there are a diverse set of black people in America. And many, like myself, would hold a door out of just common courtesy. You should not paint us with such a broad brush.




I agree with this statement. Black people are a diverse group. Some are murderers. Many sell drugs, and even more are addicted to crack. Some black men rape black women, and some rape children. 40% of the white women who are raped, are raped by blacks (reaching out and embracing multi-cultural diversity, even though the number of black women raped by white men is statistically zero.) Many engage in what white people call "typical nigger behavior" or TNB for short. Examples of TNB are whining that a white woman won't fuck you, thus causing you to resort to the aforementioned rape. Bitching about reparations, wearing stupid clothes, and listening to shit music are also examples of TNB.

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#457436 - 10/26/09 05:51 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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Sad thing is it's not just blacks anymore. Many young white men engage in TNB too.
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#457437 - 10/26/09 08:12 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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Quote:

Sad thing is it's not just blacks anymore. Many young white men engage in TNB too.




These "white men" must not have had a father to smack them around with a curtain rod when they started showing signs of TNB. No father must mean they are probably of mixed race.

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#457438 - 10/26/09 09:23 AM Re: The Door Nigga
Tritone Offline
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As for Danny Glover, that man is a an enigma. Definitely tough to classify. On the one hand: Big ole' lips and nose, gravelly negro voice, and strange radical left politics. He sees racism behind every corner. On the other hand, he's also an environmentalist like Ed Begley Jr. Just being mentioned in the same sentence as Ed Begley Jr. makes any black man 75% white. Also, most poor black folks live with trash strewn everywhere, but I suspect Danny Glover has a nice house. So Danny Glover's taken on a lot of white characteristics, yes, but ultimately his Conspiracy Brother tendencies demands ranking Danny Glover down toward Fitty Cen on the blackness scale.







LOL! This and your previous post, Rear Admirial!

P.S. - I'd put Morgan Freeman between "Wiggers" and "Barack Obama".

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#457439 - 10/26/09 10:15 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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Quote:

Quote:


As for Danny Glover, that man is a an enigma. Definitely tough to classify. On the one hand: Big ole' lips and nose, gravelly negro voice, and strange radical left politics. He sees racism behind every corner. On the other hand, he's also an environmentalist like Ed Begley Jr. Just being mentioned in the same sentence as Ed Begley Jr. makes any black man 75% white. Also, most poor black folks live with trash strewn everywhere, but I suspect Danny Glover has a nice house. So Danny Glover's taken on a lot of white characteristics, yes, but ultimately his Conspiracy Brother tendencies demands ranking Danny Glover down toward Fitty Cen on the blackness scale.







LOL! This and your previous post, Rear Admirial!

P.S. - I'd put Morgan Freeman between "Wiggers" and "Barack Obama".





I'd put him behind bars.

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#457440 - 10/26/09 10:24 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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All black men should be behind bars.
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#457441 - 10/26/09 01:22 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Ohh my achesy head. I came up with some ridiculous lines last night texting some black guy who was harassing my new friend. She just started dating my friend who's black. I guess he was threatening to shoot my friend or something so I took the phone over and started texting back this guy until he gave up and quit.

"Oh god! I've never guzzled so much jizzle before in my life. We just hanging out fucking, eating chicken, watermelon and drinking grape juice. Now I guzzle mo' jizzle. Oh shit, why did they ever invent grape juice in the first place? Nigga, get yo' balls embalmed. They dead to me!"
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#457442 - 10/26/09 03:43 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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In my experience being a "nigger" or "white trash" or "cracker" ain't about skin color but more about behavior and attitude !
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#457443 - 10/26/09 03:55 PM Re: The Door Nigga
Steezo Offline
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There may be other black people you'd like to plug into the Blackness Continuum ending at Michael Dorn, whose non-blackness probably cannot be excelled because of the CHiPs-Star Trek-As The World Turns-Broadway resume he's amassed.

Lawrence Taylor gets ranked more white, almost to Oprah's level, because he gay gay gay. Niggas ain't gay. They may be on the down low, but L.T. so gay.




Michael Dorn was a Klingon. Klingons are the niggas of the universe. LT smoked crack and sent hookers to other players hotel rooms to keep them up all night. And you think Danny Glover is more niggerish?
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#457444 - 10/26/09 04:29 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Damnit.

I had a nigga come up behind me and tap me on the shoulder to get my attention while I was walking listening to loud music today. He just asked me for money and I just gave him the finger and kept going. But since when did nigga hobos start touching people?

I wasn't anywhere near a liquor store or in a shitty neighbourhood.

Most aggressive bum I have ever encountered. I don't mind being asked for money, it happens everyday. But I did not appreciate being touched.
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#457445 - 10/26/09 04:50 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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I hate jews the most

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#457446 - 10/26/09 08:26 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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I hate jews the most




/crickets
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#457447 - 10/26/09 08:55 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Holy fuckin' dogshit, Alex Panzer is really John Demjanjuk.

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#457448 - 10/26/09 10:02 PM Re: The Door Nigga
Steezo Offline
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I think we should ban the N word off of this place except for maybe one thread called "Racist Jokes." Tritone go home.

God gave a black baby wings. The baby asked, "God, does this make me an angel?" God replied, "No, this makes you a Bat Nigga."
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#457449 - 10/27/09 12:05 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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I think we should ban the N word off of this place except for maybe one thread called "Racist Jokes." Tritone go home.

God gave a black baby wings. The baby asked, "God, does this make me an angel?" God replied, "No, this makes you a Bat Nigga."






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#457450 - 10/27/09 07:19 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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#457451 - 10/27/09 07:29 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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I think we should ban the N word off of this place except for maybe one thread called "Racist Jokes." Tritone go home.

God gave a black baby wings. The baby asked, "God, does this make me an angel?" God replied, "No, this makes you a Bat Nigga."




.......he said bat nigga ! That makes him Souper Cracker !


Edited by backdoorman (10/27/09 07:30 AM)
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#457452 - 10/27/09 09:43 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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Why do black people LOVE to bob their head?

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#457453 - 10/27/09 12:17 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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You must be thinking of Paul Shaffer.

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#457454 - 10/27/09 12:40 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Why do black people LOVE to bob their head?




They are very musical people.
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#457455 - 10/27/09 12:44 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Why do black people LOVE to bob their head?


Wrong question jewboy. The proper question is: why do black people keep chickens in their yards?

A: To teach their kids how to strut.
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#457456 - 10/27/09 01:15 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Why do black people LOVE to bob their head?




They are very musical people.



Why musical? Because they can't swim?

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#457457 - 10/27/09 01:29 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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How to Become a Certified Nigger

Follow these easy steps and YOU too can be a certified nigger:

1. Slink around, shufflling your feet and bobbing your neck like the lazy bum you are.

2. Walk down the middle of the street because you don't know what a sidewalk is.

3. Hang out at carwashes and mini-marts because everybody knows these are the best places to be a dope, I mean dope.

4. If you're a nigger bitch, shit 3 nigger babies into the world before 17 years of age. This assures that welfare money will support you so your cool nigger men have more time to do crimes. Oh yes,make sure each nigger baby has a different father, ho.

5. Bastardize the english language in the name of nigger culture. Make sure that several terms have multiple meanings and others have ambiguous meanings and that only 50% of nigger words are evencomplete words. Real niggers will know what you're trying to say.

6. As a culture, make sure there are always more bucks in prison than in college at any given time.

7. Hang out in packs of 10 to 15 and make sure everyone acts as annoying as possible. This helps to promote nigger individuality.

8. Always talk loud enough so everyone in the 'hood can fucking here you, and if they are niggers, they will know what your saying, bru.

9. Wear clothes that are 10 sizes too big making sure the pants hang off your ass. Also huge pants facilitate stealing (let me translate that: "it be easier to lift dat 'box at the Kmart, homes"). If you have to hold them up while you walk, it only looks badder.

10. Park at least 5 junk cars in your yard being careful not to use the driveway. It's ok to abandon them in the street as long as it'sin front of someone else's crib.

11. Exaggerate every motion, every tonal inflection and grab your dick alot.

12. Have red carpet, blue walls, brass and overstuffed furnishings (all rented), purple bathrooms and keep all windows covered so thatno light can enter and no cops can see in while you...

13. Do drugs, sell drugs, make look alike drugs.

14. Turn your backyard into a junk yard. If you don't have a backyard, turn yo momma's into a junk yard. Eliminate every blade of grass.

15. Travel around, leaching off relatives, friends, salvation armies. Abandon your children with them also.

16. Smack your kids, yell at them alot, make them feel less than human and that they have no future, which they don't because they are niggers like you.

17. Drink cheap wine and malt liquor every day forgetting that "malt liquor" is just fortified cheap beer.

18. If your a nigger buck, fuck anything that moves, no matter how ugly she is. After two eight-balls, even the ugliest, fattest nigger bitch will look good.

19. Be charitable and covet fat, ugly white chicks, after all, they are niggers too. They can't help being so undesirable to white men that they have to fraternize with black dudes on a 20/20 trip. And white ho's are a special trophy too, especially the not so uglyones.

20. Spray paint everything in sight with scribbles that mean nothing to anyone but mean nigger expression to fellow niggers exceptniggers from another hood will prolly try to kill you for traipsing on they turf, but, way you knowm wu am sa'in' homes? Man, tha some salt, she-it, huh huh, straight up motherfucker!

21. Use the term "motherfucker" in every sentence. It's one of the most versatile words in the nigger language, being a noun, verb, adjective and complete mini sentence in event you run out of words.

22. Above all: ALWAYS BE COOL! That is the most important aspect of niggerdom (niggerdumb?). Being fly is the reason we do any of this trip! Being cool is more important than being intelligent (thatdon't help to get womens), adapting to the mundane protocols of society that help to build and sustain a nation ( 'cuz that be THEY trip, man,not r's). Being cool is better than having a good job (it's easier to push dope for the man, er I mean weez dope to do dope, uh) so flingburgers at Mcdonalds between jail sentences.

23. BLAME WHITEY FOR EVERYTHING.

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#457458 - 10/27/09 02:56 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Quote:

Quote:

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Why do black people LOVE to bob their head?



They are very musical people.



Why musical? Because they can't swim?




I dunno about swimming. I saw a black dude in a boat one time fishing. A tiny little boat, with a boombox in it. And he was just standing up dancing and fishing. I hope he could swim. My uncle (a racist Greek): "Look at the nigger dancing. They are always dancing." And one of my friends who's black just bought a fancy riverboat and wants to put a stereo system in it. I tried to explain to him that you're supposed to be quiet on a boat so you don't scare away the fish, but he doesn't care.
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#457459 - 10/27/09 03:24 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Alex, I think you're making a mistake with your anti-black racism. You're Russian, and Russians are the trashiest white people on Earth. I've been to Russia several times on business, and twice for vacation, and the place is fucked up. Russians have no business looking down on anyone.

America shouldn't be letting Russians immigrate. We don't owe you people shit.

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#457460 - 10/27/09 03:39 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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We don't owe you people shit.




That's what he said. (Medvedev to Obama)

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#457461 - 10/27/09 03:39 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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I've been to Russia several times on business, and twice for vacation, and the place is fucked up.




Having been to Russia on vacation once, I can't understand why you would ever go back unless there were lots of whores involved.
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#457462 - 10/27/09 04:19 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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There were lots and lots of whores involved. And drugs.

Visiting a third-world shithole (such as Brooklyn, Queens, the Bronx or Philadelphia) can be enjoyable, if you have money and they have whores and drugs. In Russia, there is an unending supply of sweet-faced, hard-as-nails 18 years olds with absolutely fantastic bodies, all willing to open up their rectums all night long for $200 and some meth.

In America, you might think the same would be possible. A few more years of Obamanomics and maybe it will be. But there are too many flabby, out-of-shape whores on the game in the U.S., even at 18.

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#457463 - 10/27/09 05:06 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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3. Hang out at carwashes




Do these things exist anymore? Not the self-service kinds, ether. I know that there used to be one in Queens off the Van Wyck. Don't know if it is still there...

Quote:


8. Always talk loud enough so everyone in the 'hood can fucking here you, and if they are niggers, they will know what your saying, bru.




You sound bitter... Bad experience in your past that you want to share?

Quote:


17. Drink cheap wine





I do this every night. Guess I am a nigga.

Quote:

20. Spray paint everything in sight





You are losing it dude. That is PR.

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#457464 - 10/27/09 05:10 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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and Russians are the trashiest white people on Earth.




Gypsies. Haitians. Jews. There is a real contest there-- perhaps a playoff?

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#457465 - 10/27/09 05:11 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Visiting a third-world shithole (such as Brooklyn, Queens, the Bronx or Philadelphia)




You left out New Jersey.

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#457466 - 10/27/09 05:52 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Quote:

3. Hang out at carwashes




Do these things exist anymore? Not the self-service kinds, ether. I know that there used to be one in Queens off the Van Wyck. Don't know if it is still there...





I asked on here, but none of the L.A. folks answered (click the pic).



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#457467 - 10/27/09 05:58 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Regarding...
Quote:

How to Become a Certified Nigger



Why no mention of the ever-growing groups of other ethnic backgrounds who fit this criteria to the letter and beyond?
Another glaring omission is the largest group of all,which represents blacks who go to work every day causing no disturbance to anyone,exhibiting none of the aforementioned behavior in their efforts to do nothing but build a better life for themselves and their families. They outnumber all other groups combined and skew the fuck-all out of your stereotypical classifications. Also really takes the starch out of the premise of this thread for me
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#457468 - 10/27/09 06:01 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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You make a good point Bish ! You definitely don't have to be black to be a "nigga" !
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#457469 - 10/27/09 06:27 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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I think all ya'll need your mouths washed out with soap.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#457470 - 10/27/09 06:34 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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The source (Das Panzer) is one who steals from his grandmother.

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#457471 - 10/27/09 07:14 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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I think all ya'll need your mouths washed out with soap.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy



I'll be damned if you're gag factoring me you big perv !
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#457472 - 10/27/09 07:55 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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A nigger is a useless piece of shit of any race, color or religion. Panzer you are a useless piece of shit for even starting a thread like this. Go back to playing with your toy tanks and enema bags.
P.S. If you put half as much energy trying to get a job as you do starting stupid threads you would have a job and not have to steal from your Grandmother.You should be ashamed of yourself.


Edited by wannacorndog (10/27/09 07:57 PM)
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#457473 - 10/27/09 08:02 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Quote:

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3. Hang out at carwashes




Do these things exist anymore? Not the self-service kinds, ether. I know that there used to be one in Queens off the Van Wyck. Don't know if it is still there...





I asked on here, but none of the L.A. folks answered...




Yes, they do in LA.
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#457474 - 10/28/09 06:53 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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3. Hang out at carwashes

Do these things exist anymore? Not the self-service kinds, ether. I know that there used to be one in Queens off the Van Wyck. Don't know if it is still there...






Ask Lenny Dykstra
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#457475 - 10/28/09 11:57 AM Re: The Door Nigga
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Check this out, Yahoo is doing a new marketing campaign and they chose this nigga on one of their ads:



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#457476 - 10/28/09 12:44 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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And he's one, why? Because he's black and his mom loves him? The only thing questionable about the pic, is the look on his face, which says to me: "I hope mom's goes to fucking work soon. I got white bitches that want to come kick it at the crib."
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#457477 - 10/28/09 12:53 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Ask Lenny Dykstra




Excuse me, he is a sophisticated entrepreneurial-type investment bigwhig. Now can you loan me some fucking money? My learjet needs gas.



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#457478 - 10/28/09 01:04 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Quote:

Regarding...
Quote:

How to Become a Certified Nigger



Why no mention of the ever-growing groups of other ethnic backgrounds who fit this criteria to the letter and beyond?
Another glaring omission is the largest group of all,which represents blacks who go to work every day causing no disturbance to anyone,exhibiting none of the aforementioned behavior in their efforts to do nothing but build a better life for themselves and their families. They outnumber all other groups combined and skew the fuck-all out of your stereotypical classifications. Also really takes the starch out of the premise of this thread for me


I guess you missed the memo. White folks prefer their negroes to be walking and talking stereotypes. In other words, you people are far more interesting when shucking, jiving, and living up to the image crafted by Jewish record producers.
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#457479 - 10/28/09 01:28 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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And he's one, why? Because he's black and his mom loves him? The only thing questionable about the pic, is the look on his face, which says to me: "I hope mom's goes to fucking work soon. I got white bitches that want to come kick it at the crib."



He has the look of the criminal in his eyes, there is definatly something illigal on his mind.

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#457480 - 10/28/09 04:08 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Quote:

Check this out, Yahoo is doing a new marketing campaign and they chose this nigga on one of their ads:






Looks like mom is grabbing his package.

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#457481 - 10/28/09 06:41 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Looks like mom is grabbing his package.




That would explain the look of slowly-dawning alarm on that kid's face.

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#457482 - 10/28/09 07:25 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Having been to Russia on vacation once, I can't understand why you would ever go back unless there were lots of whores involved.




I was in Russia not too long ago and I'm going back in 2 weeks. Where did you stay in .ru that you had such an unpleasant time? Moscow, St. Pettersburg and Rostov-on-Don are the shit. Nightlife was very similar to New York.

Quality of life is no different to most cities in Eastern .eu like Sofia, Bucharest, Sibiu or Ljubljana. As far as whores go:







BTW: I just noticed the thread title.


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#457483 - 10/28/09 07:55 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Doze wimmenz be fawken beautiful.

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#457484 - 10/28/09 08:01 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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Forget the title, loop. Who's the one on the left in the middle pic, donning that dashiki looking thing? And that's her on the left in the top pic?

Goodness.
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#457485 - 10/28/09 08:26 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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LOOP!!!!
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#457486 - 10/28/09 08:39 PM Re: The Door Nigga
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The one on the left is called Nataly. She speaks very good English and has an apartment in London. She took me to a lot of restaurants around Moscow and almost never ordered anything to eat- only wine. The one with the shisha pipe was a serious whore.




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