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#457170 - 10/23/09 01:40 AM Don't Forget Your Flu Shot
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#457171 - 10/23/09 01:49 AM Re: Don't Forget Your Flu Shot
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I wonder if it causes her vaginal muscles to contract involuntarily too.

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#457172 - 10/23/09 02:01 AM Re: Don't Forget Your Flu Shot
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I wonder if it causes her vaginal muscles to contract involuntarily too.




Unfortunately for you, only when she's not running.
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#457173 - 10/23/09 05:59 AM Re: Don't Forget Your Flu Shot
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She'd just have to get on a treadmill, naked and ready to go. Twitching pussy on the run.

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#457174 - 10/23/09 06:50 AM Re: Don't Forget Your Flu Shot
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Registered: 04/26/09
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Put U2's Mysterious Ways on as background music?

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#457175 - 10/23/09 01:09 PM Re: Don't Forget Your Flu Shot
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If this doesn't affect her abilities to give head and receive anal then there's no harm done.
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#457176 - 10/23/09 02:16 PM Re: Don't Forget Your Flu Shot
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If this doesn't affect her abilities to give head and receive anal then there's no harm done.




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#457177 - 10/23/09 04:52 PM Re: Don't Forget Your Flu Shot
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If this doesn't affect her abilities to give head and receive anal then there's no harm done.




That would be a fucking AWESOME response from an MD on CNN or BBC or some shit....
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#457178 - 10/23/09 06:25 PM Re: Don't Forget Your Flu Shot
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Maybe she just needs a carrot juice enema with a dash of kiwi?

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#457179 - 10/23/09 06:48 PM Re: Don't Forget Your Flu Shot
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Registered: 12/13/03
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If this doesn't affect her abilities to give head and receive anal then there's no harm done.


OMG!!!


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#457180 - 10/25/09 07:13 PM Re: Don't Forget Your Flu Shot
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Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 461
Loc: Hell, or something like it
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If this doesn't affect her abilities to give head and receive anal then there's no harm done.




I assume you don't have kids?, or a wife, or anyone you care about.

Here's hoping there really is such a thing as karma.
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#457181 - 10/25/09 10:45 PM Re: Don't Forget Your Flu Shot
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The media source running this story reinforces a poor ability to understand statistics, as well as the difference between correlation/causation.

Getting past the fact that nobody will ever be able to conclusively prove her dystonia was linked to the flu shot (and not just unfortunate timing), lets assume the flu shot really does cause that type of affliction in one person in one million. This would mean that if the entire US population received a flu shot, roughly three hundred people would develop this type of symptoms. Compare this with the ONE THOUSAND citizens of the US who have ALREADY DIED from the 2009 H1N1 strain. News stories about statistically insignificant cases of side effects will convince people at risk not to get the shot, for reasons which are not worth considering with a straight face.

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#457182 - 10/26/09 03:54 PM Re: Don't Forget Your Flu Shot
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The media source running this story reinforces a poor ability to understand statistics, as well as the difference between correlation/causation.

Getting past the fact that nobody will ever be able to conclusively prove her dystonia was linked to the flu shot (and not just unfortunate timing), lets assume the flu shot really does cause that type of affliction in one person in one million. This would mean that if the entire US population received a flu shot, roughly three hundred people would develop this type of symptoms. Compare this with the ONE THOUSAND citizens of the US who have ALREADY DIED from the 2009 H1N1 strain. News stories about statistically insignificant cases of side effects will convince people at risk not to get the shot, for reasons which are not worth considering with a straight face.




Nobody in america wants to hear about facts or real truth. Most of the USA wants their fill of tabloid lies and social hypocrisy. Keep talking sense and they'll send in the guys with white coats and butterfly nets.
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#457183 - 10/26/09 04:21 PM Re: Don't Forget Your Flu Shot
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The media source running this story reinforces a poor ability to understand statistics, as well as the difference between correlation/causation...






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#457184 - 10/26/09 06:57 PM Re: Don't Forget Your Flu Shot
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...real truth...




Hilarious!

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#457185 - 11/06/09 11:02 AM Re: Don't Forget Your Flu Shot
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It's a miracle... Desiree is cured! (or never had the problem in the first place).

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#457186 - 11/07/09 12:06 PM Re: Don't Forget Your Flu Shot
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The story was bullshit from the beginning. FLOP....
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#457187 - 11/07/09 03:13 PM Re: Don't Forget Your Flu Shot
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strange story.
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