Q: What is the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy tales?
A: White fairy tales start out, "Once upon a time," and black fairy tales start out, "You motherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit, but...."

Q: What does the KU KLUX KLAN have in common with anabolic steroids?
A: They both make black people run like fuck.

Q: What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A: kit-kat bar.

Q: What do you call two black people having sex?
A: Fucking Niggers...

Q: What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

Q: What's not functional, then even less functional?
A: A retard with a spoon jammed in it's throat.

Q: Who is the best Jewish Cook?
A: Hitler.

Q: How do you get a one arm blonde out of the tree?
A: Wave to her.

Q: What do you call a baby in the microwave?
A: I don't know, but it's fun to watch!

Q: Did you hear the one about the black rocket scientist?
A: Neither have I.