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My girlfriend farts in her sleep!!!....LOUD....REAL LOUD!
It wakes me up! I cant go back to sleep cause she keeps farting! So a week or so ago I recorded it on tape.....she said "It's just you making fart noises"....so last night I set up the camcorder without her knowing it, and low and behold about 2am FFFFFFFFFPPPPT!!! Now she's pissed at me....she said that my recording of her nasty ass gas was childish and rude and an invasion of her privacy....So I mailed the tape to her mom! Anyone have similar problems?
PHATBOY.

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Just keep your cock buried up her ass as she sleeps.This should plug things up until morning,but you may want get the fuck out of the room quickly once you pull out cuz things could get ugly.