hmmm.... i wanna make a list...

I wanna be able to fart on those who deserve it.
I wanna be able to get back at my father who has pinned me down and farted on me millions of times as a child.
I wanna be able to get back at my boyfriend for not only warming up the bed but making it reak.
I wanna blast one!!!
If I coiuld only degrade myself and other women in porn by blowing bubbles out of my ass LOL
I pay all my bills, can I have a cookie?
I have paid many other peoples bills too.
Can I get another cookie?
Cali doesn't have white castles.
But we do have IN-N-OUT burgers!
Even Tommy's burgers with chili.
Grease that's so thick you could have a heart attack after one bite. NO JOKE!
Your shit comes out of your anus feeling mooshy and greasy!
MWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm not very lady-like.
Do I care though?
No.
I liiiiiiiiike it *mouth full of cum*
oh yeah one more thing before I go...
I wanna be able to fart just so I can fart on Owen cuz i know he doesn't like that.

TEEHEE!