She farts alot after eating peanuts and drinking beer. I dont know why, I dont do it. She also farts alot after eating White Castle hamburgers. I dont know if you have White Castles in Cali, they are small and square and grilled in onions. They are open 24-7 so they are the "munchie" food of choice for all the nocternals here in the "O". These bite size burgers pack a huge gastric wallop!
I, unfortunately am usually on the recieveing end of that wallop.
PHLANTULANTLY yours,
PHATBOY.
P.S. THANX for the "CAMEL TOE" I'll hang it on the fridge!