I found Annette Schwarz's insight into the performance of porn dudes to be very insightful. I have a membership to videobox, and it seems that people on there consistently complain about male performers ruining scenes. I theorized before Annette even dropped her blog that half the dudes in porn can't fuck. I also came to this conclusion because a porn chick I fucked (for pleasure, not money) seemed to enjoy fucking me more than a dude I saw her do a scene with. 

So without further subterfuge let's get right to it, which porn dudes ruin scenes with their fucking presence?

I feel like the last 5 years of Redlight District porn is completely ruined by their male talent. It used to be about women getting fucked, now it seems all about a handful of dudes enjoying Caligula like lifestyles, and you hear them moaning more than the chicks. I can't enjoy a scene with Manuel, Stefano or John Strong because they just won't shut the fuck up. "oh baby yes, oh baby yes, just like this baby, just like this..." Fuck these guys and them showcasing their ultimate lives of pleasure. Can you dig what I'm saying here? 

I also believe these clowns from canada have no right to make a living shagging out our women. Canadian porn dudes are as awful as canadian musicians. It's pretty sad that Americans can't get a fucking thing from Canada, and porn is one of the last American business and producers let these foreign fuckers proliferate within. I've heard a lot of porn chicks complain about screwing Erik Everhard. They hate the way his dick is shaped I've heard them say it's "cone-shaped," and they dont like fucking him. His titles all suck, (names/concepts) so can we please kick him back over the border?

Dirty Harry. I can't watch a scene with him in it because I know no human being looks at him with lust. So therefore the chick isnt into it, and if the chick isnt into doing the scene it always sucks. Ive seen a few scenes where the chicks acted like they were into it, but usually its just a chick barely moaning and reminiscing over how fucked up her life has been to get her in bed with dirty harry. You cant have dirty harry screw hot chicks, ever. And some people may say " yeah but it gives you hope that theyll screw normal guys." Dirty Harry isnt a normal guy. Maybe he's a normal looking in a puerto rican slum, but outside of that he isnt normal. He's creepy downright fuckin creepy. 

Stunt cocks should shut the fuck up and fuck a whore properly. 

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I also believe these clowns from canada have no right to make a living shagging out our women. Canadian porn dudes are as awful as canadian musicians. It's pretty sad that Americans can't get a fucking thing from Canada, and porn is one of the last American business and producers let these foreign fuckers proliferate within. I've heard a lot of porn chicks complain about screwing Erik Everhard. They hate the way his dick is shaped I've heard them say it's "cone-shaped," and they dont like fucking him. His titles all suck, (names/concepts) so can we please kick him back over the border?

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Pretty pathetic coming from a country of 300 million people that gave us the likes of Nick Manning, Donny Long etc. All you faggots do is run your mouths over this bullshit:
DurkehDURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Shut the fuck up and prance along back to the ADT garden.

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Is anyone else's screen stretched out on just this thread?

Yep this should be titled "Thread Gapers" !

Yeah it's fucked but the heart of the matter is that porn sucks because of the majority of the male talent. Thee dudes think they're the stars of scenes nowadays. I've been on sets where the male talent pretty much direct the scene, while the director has no input or idea for what he wants people to do. Not everyone gets off on slapping women and I am definitely not aroused by endless moans of men.

The Dirty Harry thing isn't just my personal vendetta against dudes who loom like Zorak. If you read the reviews of scenes on videobox.com you'll have an idea of what porn fans want to see, an sure is isn't Lee Stone. I've always ignored the dudes in scenes but as of late we are being robbed of that. No one thinks porn dudes should be modelesque but the fact remains, no one has ever looked at dirty Harry with lust therefore his scenes are a waste cuz the chicks don't wanna fuck him. And to the dude who likes dirty Harry, you are the minority, so go fuck off like every other minority.

DE-Ev.. what's with you and the margin rapers today?.
Maybe every 20 words or so hit that enter button.

My issue isn't about the appearance of stunt cock, even when it comes to mongrels like Dirty Harry. My objection is the noise they make. Part of it comes from the silly belief that women might sometimes be consumers of porn so they want to make their product appeal to them as well. But that's bullshit to be honest.

The real reason the stunt cocks are moaning so much these days is because that what the gay producers and directors want to hear when they masturbate. They like to think that Talon is fucking them in the ass while he moans and wails like a black woman at her gangbanger kid's funeral.

Anyone else think that it is a hoot to see some conceited shiksa get railed by the Hedgehog?