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I'm a little tipsy this evening, and I'm on the 12th story of a resort in Panama City Beach, FL.

If I jump, Monkey, do you think I can make it far enough that the tide will wash my body into the Gulf of Mexico? I really wouldn't want my mom to see my body in such a crippled state at the funeral. Whatcha think?




Hey whoa i'll ask her (larry pinches the naked back of eric who's mother as she lays next to him), hey whore, you know that faggot useless son of yours, you care how you see him before we stick him in the ground (moans), yeah, she is fine, jump, jump now before you have second, whoa thoughts.
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