I'm a little tipsy this evening, and I'm on the 12th story of a resort in Panama City Beach, FL.

If I jump, Monkey, do you think I can make it far enough that the tide will wash my body into the Gulf of Mexico? I really wouldn't want my mom to see my body in such a crippled state at the funeral. Whatcha think?
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