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#455551 - 10/20/09 01:42 AM eric who=loser
one liner larry Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 144
hey eric, you are one pathetic loser, yes, hey, whoa.
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#455552 - 10/20/09 03:15 PM Re: eric who=loser
desh Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/16/09
Posts: 64
The sad thing here is that this is probably your funniest post. Hey, whoa.

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#455553 - 10/20/09 03:19 PM Re: eric who=loser
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
that was lame. Come with some actual zippy one liners or beat it...
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#455554 - 10/20/09 03:27 PM Re: eric who=loser
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
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I like Eric. He's always been nice to me. Seems like good people.

Barry
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#455556 - 10/20/09 05:29 PM Re: eric who=loser
Colonel Klink Offline
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Registered: 04/30/09
Posts: 178
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Eric is really funny I like reading his posts.

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#455557 - 10/20/09 05:43 PM Re: eric who=loser
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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You've shot your wad OLL ! Leave Eric alone.
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#455558 - 10/20/09 06:11 PM Re: eric who=loser
wannacorndog Offline
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Eric just needs a totem pole xanax, a couple of jagerbombs and a room full of whores to abuse for awhile and he would be a happy man. Fuck that would make me happy too.
Bottom line is Eric is cool in my book.
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#455559 - 10/20/09 06:17 PM Re: eric who=loser
Smokey Offline
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Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
I enjoy busting Eric's nuts now and then, but this is just another shitty one liner larry post. People in glass houses shouldnt make shitty posts.
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#455560 - 10/20/09 06:24 PM Re: eric who=loser
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Aren't one-liners supposed to be funny?

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#455561 - 10/20/09 06:54 PM Re: eric who=loser
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Hey, tough room tonight, badda-bing.


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#455562 - 10/20/09 07:41 PM Re: eric who=loser
one liner larry Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 144
Hey, the day anyone else here opens for the likes of Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis jr, Richard Pryor, Rodney Dangerfield and Dane Cook is the day you can give me comedy lessons, whoa.


P.S Eric is , was, and will always been a big time loser. He is too hung up on whores and not hung up enough with rope around his neck. WHOA.
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#455563 - 10/20/09 07:44 PM Re: eric who=loser
Cum Stains Offline
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please tell me you did not include dane coke with all those legends.
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#455564 - 10/20/09 08:18 PM Re: eric who=loser
whorebot Offline
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Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
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Hey, the day anyone else here opens for the likes of Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis jr, Richard Pryor, Rodney Dangerfield and Dane Cook is the day you can give me comedy lessons, whoa.



??You are not saying you did that are you?? I assume you are speaking for an alter ego because a real comic would have better stuff - even on a bad night.



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#455565 - 10/20/09 10:04 PM Re: eric who=loser
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Hi Monkey, how goes the afterlife, bro?
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#455566 - 10/20/09 11:40 PM Re: eric who=loser
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Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
Hi Eric


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Edited by whorebot (10/20/09 11:46 PM)
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#455567 - 10/21/09 02:16 AM Re: eric who=loser
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Quote:

Hi Monkey, how goes the afterlife, bro?




Exactly, this was obviously a monkey alt from the get-go, I can't believe how many here are actually taking the bait.

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#455568 - 10/21/09 06:01 AM Re: eric who=loser
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Check out the post in the C3X meltdown thread where OLL states that the goals that C3X seeks to attain will "allude" him.

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#455569 - 10/21/09 06:03 AM Re: eric who=loser
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Check out the post in the C3X meltdown thread where OLL states that the goals that C3X seeks to attain will "allude" him.




[onelinerlarry] Did someone say ludes? Whoa...hey! [/onelinerlarry]
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#455570 - 10/21/09 06:56 AM Re: eric who=loser
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
The only thing anyone should be opening for Dane Cook is a window to jump out of.
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#455571 - 10/21/09 08:02 AM Re: eric who=loser
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
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Registered: 06/06/09
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Dane's brother and the brother's wife stole $11 million dollars from him while being his business manager. They've been arrested and are now facing charges. Thing is his brother was being paid $12,500 a month to act as business manager for Dane's company which comes out to over $600,000 a year. Add to that all the perks that comes with working & being related to a Hollywood celebrity. I don't like him at all. But he did work for 15 years and made all this money to have someone rob him right under his nose.


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#455572 - 10/21/09 08:12 AM Re: eric who=loser
Crocodile Offline
Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Dane's brother and the brother's wife stole $11 million dollars from him while being his business manager. They've been arrested and are now facing charges. Thing is his brother was being paid $12,500 a month to act as business manager for Dane's company which comes out to over $600,000 a year. Add to that all the perks that comes with working & being related to a Hollywood celebrity. I don't like him at all. But he did work for 15 years and made all this money to have someone rob him right under his nose.






NO ONE FUCKING CARES YOU STUPID CUNT. GO FUCK YOURSELF!
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#455573 - 10/21/09 10:42 AM Re: eric who=loser
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Registered: 07/28/07
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Thing is his brother was being paid $12,500 a month to act as business manager for Dane's company which comes out to over $600,000 a year.



$12,500 x 12 > $600,000. The kids today and their new math.
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#455574 - 10/21/09 10:49 AM Re: eric who=loser
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
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Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
Quote:

Quote:

Thing is his brother was being paid $12,500 a month to act as business manager for Dane's company which comes out to over $600,000 a year.



$12,500 x 12 > $600,000. The kids today and their new math.




Oh shit. I was counting weeks in a year. lol


Still a lot of money though.


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#455575 - 10/21/09 09:32 PM Re: eric who=loser
one liner larry Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 144
hey whoa, eric, hey kill yourself buddy, now, yes, we will wait, round of applause for the great don rickles, yes, donnie boy, good firned of mine, great friend of the death of eric.
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#455576 - 10/21/09 09:38 PM Re: eric who=loser
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
I'm a little tipsy this evening, and I'm on the 12th story of a resort in Panama City Beach, FL.

If I jump, Monkey, do you think I can make it far enough that the tide will wash my body into the Gulf of Mexico? I really wouldn't want my mom to see my body in such a crippled state at the funeral. Whatcha think?
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#455577 - 10/21/09 09:41 PM Re: eric who=loser
one liner larry Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 144
Quote:

I'm a little tipsy this evening, and I'm on the 12th story of a resort in Panama City Beach, FL.

If I jump, Monkey, do you think I can make it far enough that the tide will wash my body into the Gulf of Mexico? I really wouldn't want my mom to see my body in such a crippled state at the funeral. Whatcha think?





Hey whoa i'll ask her (larry pinches the naked back of eric who's mother as she lays next to him), hey whore, you know that faggot useless son of yours, you care how you see him before we stick him in the ground (moans), yeah, she is fine, jump, jump now before you have second, whoa thoughts.
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#455578 - 10/21/09 09:45 PM Re: eric who=loser
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
You'll believe anything. How gullible & awesome.
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#455579 - 10/21/09 09:46 PM Re: eric who=loser
one liner larry Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 144
Quote:

You'll believe anything. How gullible & awesome.





hey bree told me she loves me too, yes, she has just gone to do some shopping , she will be back at 5, yes, why does she wear men's aftershave, whoa, I dont know, no.
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