What in Ed Hardy hell are they wearing? Who the fuck tucks their shirt into jeans? Why is Shelley always being photographed under bridges and docks? How many pairs of Spanx does Shelley have on? How many dirty needles are in that sand? So many questions...
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K