If we're counting roadkill, a fucking deer suicided itself on my BMW a few years back. Early evening in the middle of a college town, in the middle of Kansas, in the middle of America. I was looking for a bite to eat and this fucking animal darted across the road and launched itself at my car. It took out my driver-side window & mirror, pissed all over the side of my car, smacked its body across my face, then jumped over the hood and bounded off into the woods to die.
If we're counting fish, then a 120lb halibut.
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