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#454410 - 10/16/09 07:16 AM WHO'D YOU RATHER: CINDI LOFTUS or CHASITY BONO?
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#454411 - 10/16/09 09:20 AM Re: WHO'D YOU RATHER: CINDI LOFTUS or CHASITY BONO?
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is that cindy loftus /????????????

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#454412 - 10/16/09 09:45 AM Re: WHO'D YOU RATHER: CINDI LOFTUS or CHASITY BONO?
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is that cindy loftus /????????????




here's a better picture:


2 votes so far:



i'm gonna vote for Chasity when her gender transition is complete.


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#454413 - 10/16/09 11:58 AM Re: WHO'D YOU RATHER: CINDI LOFTUS or CHASITY BONO?
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mullet...from which part of west virginia she comes ?

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#454414 - 10/16/09 01:19 PM Re: WHO'D YOU RATHER: CINDI LOFTUS or CHASITY BONO?
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You're being awfully generous with that photo of Chastity- she hasn't looked like that since the first gulf war. These days she's crew boss up at Oregon Logging.

On a sidenote the third contestant should've been Laura of Naughty America.



Mope you're tearing it up lately.


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#454415 - 10/16/09 01:49 PM Re: WHO'D YOU RATHER: CINDI LOFTUS or CHASITY BONO?
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On a sidenote the third contestant should've been crew boss Laura of Naughty America.



can't edit the poll anymore - what's a "crew boss"?




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#454416 - 10/16/09 01:56 PM Re: WHO'D YOU RATHER: CINDI LOFTUS or CHASITY BONO?
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#454417 - 10/16/09 02:29 PM Re: WHO'D YOU RATHER: CINDI LOFTUS or CHASITY BONO?
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can't edit the poll anymore - what's a "crew boss"?




codeword for alpha dyke, aka alternative garden of eden. large, loud and in-charge, without a trace of human emotion: just moving lips on frozen face. take another look at the photos of Chastity. now imagine container ships or huge mining trucks in the background- crew boss is getting it done. cross one of them and you go down - hard - in a hilarious display of man versus armored car. guess who doesn't win. and if you happen to be wearing red they really come unhinged, playing with your broken bones like your own personal spanish inquisition.

society has welcomed them, about as fondly as your father welcomed colon cancer. you can't sell them, other countries won't take them. when you leave to serve in afghanistan- that's when they call your girlfriend, email your wife, follow your kids walking home from school. other than that i hear they're total sweethearts.

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#454418 - 10/16/09 03:57 PM Re: WHO'D YOU RATHER: CINDI LOFTUS or CHASITY BONO?
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alpha dyke, aka alternative garden of eden.




then let's hope Chrissy doesn't get evicted from the "gNArden of eden" in the near future.

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#454419 - 10/16/09 08:00 PM Re: WHO'D YOU RATHER: CINDI LOFTUS or CHASITY BONO?
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believe it or not, that photo of cindy is quite flattering.

I'd vote for a free fall ride off the Golden Gate with no parachute and my Ipod tuned to 'Mad World' on steady repeat for the whole flight rather than fuck either of those pigs.
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#454420 - 10/16/09 11:02 PM Re: WHO'D YOU RATHER: CINDI LOFTUS or CHASITY BONO?
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can't edit the poll anymore - what's a "crew boss"?




codeword for alpha dyke, aka alternative garden of eden. large, loud and in-charge, without a trace of human emotion: just moving lips on frozen face. take another look at the photos of Chastity. now imagine container ships or huge mining trucks in the background- crew boss is getting it done. cross one of them and you go down - hard - in a hilarious display of man versus armored car. guess who doesn't win. and if you happen to be wearing red they really come unhinged, playing with your broken bones like your own personal spanish inquisition.

society has welcomed them, about as fondly as your father welcomed colon cancer. you can't sell them, other countries won't take them. when you leave to serve in afghanistan- that's when they call your girlfriend, email your wife, follow your kids walking home from school. other than that i hear they're total sweethearts.




Excellent post. Disturbingly accurate description.
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#454421 - 10/17/09 07:55 AM Re: WHO'D YOU RATHER: CINDI LOFTUS or CHASITY BONO?
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#454422 - 01/14/10 05:16 PM Re: WHO'D YOU RATHER: CINDI LOFTUS or CHASITY BONO?
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November 2009


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#454423 - 01/14/10 11:01 PM Re: WHO'D YOU RATHER: CINDI LOFTUS or CHASITY BONO?
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