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I need a new whale skeleton to carry on my business. My proprieties bones are starting to crack from neon hair worm infestation. The previous owner told us to clean the place well, but he wasn't too specific. I was content inviting hundreds of dog types over and partying. Night after night of rancid meat and oil. I polished the tips but near the spine is where the parasites got hold and now once in a while a coked out dingo gets his neck smashed by a falling rib. The band stops, people drop their drinks and the paramedics have to come just to make a big deal dragging out the corpse. It fucks up the vibe and I can't have that. I know I'm going to hit it big with the shindigs sooner or later but now I have to eat the cost of a new whale on top of it all.

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Sadly and somewhat shockingly you are beginning to grow on me......probably like a tumor ....but growing !