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#454336 - 10/15/09 02:48 PM BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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#454337 - 10/15/09 03:01 PM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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#454338 - 10/15/09 03:10 PM Re: BoyInTheBalloon
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They found the little shit. Alive.
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#454339 - 10/15/09 04:30 PM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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Why did you delete it?





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#454340 - 10/15/09 04:39 PM Re: BoyInTheBalloon
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Don't delete that shit... I had no less than 5 people text me and update me on this "story" on my drive home so millions got suckered. The entire time I was like"so?", either the younger brother was full of shit or the kid bounced. Hey, at least it wasn't an animal that was in danger, heh.

The media got rocked on this one and from what I hear Wolf Blitzer doesn't know what the fuck A hot air balloon is.
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#454341 - 10/15/09 04:41 PM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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Why did you delete it?








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#454342 - 10/15/09 04:55 PM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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#balloonboy and #saveballoonboy and #Falcon and everything else in between having to do with this case are the top topics throughout the entire day on Twitter.





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#454343 - 10/15/09 08:53 PM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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I'm directing a porn parody about a drug mule. It's called Balloon In the Boy.

Ryan...call me if you're down. $150
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#454344 - 10/15/09 09:49 PM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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Why did you delete it?




Because the story was over. What more is there to it, other than sitting around commenting on what could have happened like most of the Yentas masquerading as men do here?



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He's a weak bitch, remember that next time he has an opinion or thought.




The only thing weak here are your posts. Why don't you go back and read some of your latest. You're the whiniest bitch around, lady.

Even when you're losing the argument, which is often, you run around posting of how great you think you are. Much like a little girl running home with her doll, screaming MINE! MINE! MINE!, after getting her ass handed to her. You're a lame little cunt who's fooling no one but yourself. You don't matter. Walk on home, girl.

Before you leave, isn't there a tranny thread waiting for your next opinion or thought? Make it happen.

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#454345 - 10/15/09 09:56 PM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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I'm directing a porn parody about a drug mule. It's called Balloon In the Boy.

Ryan...call me if you're down. $150




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#454346 - 10/15/09 10:31 PM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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This has been the story of the day...

funny thread with all the deletes


i am assuming the parents put the kids up to it

they seem to be attention whores seeing that they were on Wife Swap and chase storms and shit


weak like a retarded baby


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#454347 - 10/15/09 10:33 PM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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if only America would focus on the fight for Healthcare


we might not be the dumbasses that we are

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#454348 - 10/15/09 10:46 PM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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i am assuming the parents put the kids up to it

they seem to be attention whores seeing that they were on Wife Swap and chase storms and shit




Wife Swap Heene boys Not Pussified music video

http://twitter.com/boyintheballoon
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#454349 - 10/15/09 10:50 PM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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yeah those kids aren't stage managed much by their parents...


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#454350 - 10/15/09 11:45 PM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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if only America would focus on the fight for Healthcare


we might not be the dumbasses that we are






If Americans weren't such wusses they wouldn't need healthcare.
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#454351 - 10/16/09 05:55 AM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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this is for you balloon kid:

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#454352 - 10/16/09 07:14 AM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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Still in the news this morning. Criminal investigation likely to be opened.
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#454353 - 10/16/09 09:54 AM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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If they talked to any government official before it was over they should hire a defense attorney.

If a government-sponsored SAR (search) of any kind was launched they may get to pay for it.
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#454354 - 10/16/09 05:36 PM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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#454355 - 10/16/09 10:45 PM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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#454356 - 10/18/09 06:26 AM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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What was the big announcement the father was asking the press to hang around for? Apparently some of the neighbours are getting a bit tired of all the media attention in the area...
I also heard that the family film everything they do so the whole event and aftermath was captured on camera - i'm wondering if the father wants his own tv show?

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#454357 - 10/18/09 06:37 AM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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The dad put a box on the sidewalk for questions. Said he couldn't answer all of them because he was getting so many. Grandstanding attention whore !
Jeff for a deleted post this one is growing wings both on the news and here.
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#454358 - 10/18/09 07:20 AM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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Richard Heene is a squirrel.

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#454359 - 10/18/09 10:42 AM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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#454360 - 10/18/09 11:18 AM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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another example of why reality tv is bad for america


The episode that transfixed the nation last week — a spaceship-like balloon floating through the Colorado skies with a 6-year-old boy named Falcon believed to be inside — was declared “a hoax” by the Larimer County sheriff’s office on Sunday.
“It has been determined that this is a hoax, that it was a publicity stunt,” the Larimer County Sheriff Jim Alderden said at a news conference in Fort Collins, Colo., one day after re-interviewing members of the now-famous Heene family about the case. “We have evidence to indicate it was a publicity stunt done with the hope of marketing themselves to a realty television show sometime in the future.”

Richard Heene and his wife Mayumi have not yet been arrested, but the sheriff said that among the charges being considered are three felonies: conspiracy between the husband and the wife to commit a crime, contributing to the delinquency of a minor and an attempt to influence a public servant., the last of which carries a prison term of six years. The charges will also include a misdemeanor, filing a false report.

The sheriff said his conclusions were based on separate interviews of the Heenes and their three children as well as searches of their computers, e-mail records and documents found in their home. He said the plot to launch a balloon and tell authorities that Falcon was aboard was planned two weeks ago, with the aim of obtaining a contract to do a reality TV show.

He said authorities had asked a professor of physics at Colorado State University whether the balloon could actually fly with a 37-pound boy inside. The professor determined that this particular balloon could not even though the compartment, patched together with duct tape and plywood, could carry the boy.

The missing child report captured the country’s attention on Thursday afternoon as television news helicopters followed the wayward balloon across the skies of northern Colorado for more than an hour. When the balloon came to land in a dusty field, more than 60 miles from its starting point in Fort Collins, it was found to be empty — prompting fears that the boy, Falcon Heene, had fallen out. Hours later, it was discovered that he had been home the whole time, hiding in an attic above the garage.

An interview Falcon held with CNN fueled speculation that the ordeal was a publicity stunt cooked up by Mr. Heene. In that interview on Thursday night, the boy said: “You guys said that, um, we did this for the show.”

Mr. Heene repeatedly denied that the incident was a hoax. Local authorities initially believed him, citing the panicked nature of the family’s initial 911 calls and their body language while the balloon was missing.

But Mr. Alderden said Sunday that the parents had been acting.

Mr. Heene had harbored television aspirations for years. The family appeared twice on the ABC reality show “Wife Swap,” including as recently as last March. Mr. Heene wanted his own show about his family, and he had worked with at least one production company on a proposal. On Friday the cable channel TLC said it had turned down the proposal months ago.

He has posted YouTube videos claiming to show proof of life on Mars asking whether Hilary Rodham Clinton is a “reptilian.”

Neighbors also said Mr. Heene was a storm chaser, who followed the path of tornados and other weather events and was interviewed about his escapades on local television.

Mr. Heene is also known around his neighborhood as something of a self-proclaimed scientist and inventor, who had been working on the helium balloon — the family called it a “flying saucer” — for months.

But nothing quite prepared those neighbors — or much of the nation — for the events of last Thursday morning. Around the country, people stopped working and were gripped by broadcasts on CNN and MSNBC showing a silver balloon soaring, floating and diving across the skies of northern Colorado while 6-year-old Falcon was believed to be inside a small compartment all by himself and police, firefighters and helicopters gave chase. Family members told the authorities that Falcon’s 10-year-old brother, Bradford, claimed he saw the boy inside the compartment when the balloon accidentally broke off its moorings.

Sheriff Alderden said he and other law enforcement authorities genuinely believed they were trying to rescue a small boy hundreds of feet above the ground in a balloon and for several hours, they shared the same anguish millions of Americans did.

“We were very worried that the life of a small child, a 6-year-old child may indeed be in jeopardy,” he said.

Sheriff Alderden said that during the chase after the balloon and in the immediate aftermath he and his deputies believed the Heenes were sincere as they sobbed and screamed that their child was in the balloon. But he said he has learned in the course of the investigation that the Heenes had been schooled in dramatic techniques, meeting with an acting school in Hollywood.

“So needless to say they put on a very good show,” the sheriff

He said there even appear to be questions whether Falcon, as the boy and his father told reporters, actually spent several hours hiding in the attic of his house while the rest of the country was worried about his life. The sheriff aid the child protection authorities had been notified, though the three Heene children, aged 6,8 and 10, have not been aken from their parents.

The sheriff said all the Heeenes were interviewed separately in an effort to extract a confession and their home and financial records searched. The Heenes posed no objections.

“All suggested that this was in fact a real deal,” he said. “Someone trying to make something like this up we wouldn’t have expected to give this level of access.”

He said that Colorado law forbade him from confirming whether the Heenes did in fact make a confession.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/19/us/19balloon.html?hp


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#454361 - 10/18/09 11:56 AM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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FORT COLLINS, Colo. – A Colorado father accused of staging a publicity stunt when he reported his 6-year-old son was inside an escaped balloon says the saga has become "convoluted."

Richard and Mayumi Heene were shopping at Wal-Mart with their three sons as Larimer County Sheriff Jim Alderden told reporters at the sheriff's station that the parents' reports were a big hoax.

Richard Heene says he's "seeking counsel," though it was unclear whether he was talking about hiring an attorney.

Tears welled up in his eyes as he told The Associated Press "this thing has become so convoluted."

Heene says his wife is holding together better than he is.

THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS UPDATE. Check back soon for further information. AP's earlier story is below.

FORT COLLINS, Colo. (AP) — A Colorado sheriff said Sunday it was a hoax when parents reported that their 6-year-old son was in a flying saucer-like helium balloon hurtling away from their home.

Sheriff Jim Alderden said Richard and Mayumi Heene "put on a very good show for us, and we bought it."

"We believe that we have evidence at this point to indicate that it was a publicity stunt done with the hopes of marketing themselves or better marketing themselves for a reality television show at some point in the future," Alderden said.

The sheriff said no charges had been filed yet, and the parents weren't under arrest. He said he expected to recommend charges of conspiracy, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, making a false report to authorities and attempting to influence a public servant.

Some of the most serious charges each carry a maximum sentence of six years in prison and a $500,000 fine.

Alderden said all three of the Heenes' sons knew of the Thursday hoax, but likely won't face charges because of their ages. The oldest son is 10. One of the boys told investigators he saw his brother get in the balloon's box before it launched.

Alderden said 6-year-old Falcon may not have even been in the rafters in the garage, as originally reported, based on where the investigators were when the boy entered the house.

"For all we know he may have been two blocks down the road playing on the swing in the city park," he said.

Heene, a storm chaser and inventor, and his family have appeared on the reality show "Wife Swap." Alderden said the couple met in acting school in Hollywood.

Alderden said interviews with the parents Saturday resulted in enough information to get a warrant to search the house. He said they were looking for computers, e-mails, phone records and financial records.

Alderden said the children were still with the parents Sunday morning, and child protective services had been contacted to investigate the children's well-being.

The sheriff initially said there was no reason to believe the incident was a hoax. Authorities questioned the Heenes again after Falcon turned to his dad during a CNN interview Thursday night and said what sounded like "you said we did this for a show" when asked why he didn't come out of his hiding place.

Falcon got sick during two separate TV interviews Friday when asked again why he hid.

A Colorado State University physics professor, using dimensions given by Richard Heene, had told sheriff's officials as they were tracking the balloon Thursday that it was plausible for it to lift off with 37-pound Falcon inside.

Once the device landed, sheriff's officials discovered it was made with plastic tarps taped together and covered with aluminum foil, with a utility box made of a very thin piece of plywood, cardboard on the side, held together with string and duct tape, Alderden said.

Using the true dimensions, the professor determined it could not have launched with the boy inside, Alderden said.

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#454362 - 10/18/09 12:16 PM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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Before anybody says it, I checked doing a name search on a ham radio call sign site and THANK GOD he's not a ham.
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#454363 - 10/18/09 01:47 PM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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Quote:

Quote:

Why did you delete it?




Because the story was over. What more is there to it, other than sitting around commenting on what could have happened like most of the Yentas masquerading as men do here?



Quote:

He's a weak bitch, remember that next time he has an opinion or thought.




The only thing weak here are your posts. Why don't you go back and read some of your latest. You're the whiniest bitch around, lady.

Even when you're losing the argument, which is often, you run around posting of how great you think you are. Much like a little girl running home with her doll, screaming MINE! MINE! MINE!, after getting her ass handed to her. You're a lame little cunt who's fooling no one but yourself. You don't matter. Walk on home, girl.

Before you leave, isn't there a tranny thread waiting for your next opinion or thought? Make it happen.

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Hey stop talking about this...STOP. Cause Jiffy said so ya jew-broads. heh

So Jiff.. On your say so I'll take the time and quotefest your retardation starting with the post deletes and the whacked out reasoning behind it. Other lowlights will include some pedo fairytale where young children report back to you with a doll and you apparently "pwn" them. Intermission will consist of Conq sticking up for you.
The show will end with your support for cock-shopping and all things tranny like. Ohh then there's the fact you changed your sig line in response to the kicking I gave you.



Thoughts, toy?.
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#454364 - 10/19/09 07:03 PM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED* with amazing video!
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#454365 - 10/19/09 08:15 PM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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#454366 - 10/19/09 09:37 PM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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I would like to fuck Mayumi in all three holes, and then drop a load on her hubby's face.

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#454367 - 10/20/09 03:54 AM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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I would like to fuck Mayumi in all three holes, and then drop a load on her hubby's face.




"Ma yumi?" seriously?

Why didn't some pornwhore snatch that name before she did?!? Perfect for some MILF type.

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#454368 - 10/20/09 06:18 AM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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Attention that she is, doing porn may not be out of the realm of possibility.

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#454369 - 10/20/09 06:25 AM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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I would like to fuck Mayumi in all three holes, and then drop a load on her hubby's face.




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#454370 - 10/23/09 07:53 PM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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Jeff for a deleted post this one is growing wings both on the news and here.




Bad call? And probably why I don't work for the media.

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Thoughts, toy?.




Hey, girl! How you doin? You should have asked, "Care, toy?". In which case I would answer, "No, not today."

'Ja miss me? I'm back.


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#454371 - 10/24/09 11:36 AM Re: BoyInTheBalloon *DELETED*
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Yes...I did indeed ask for your thoughts and in a true bitch-like manner, you ignored the bigger questions and even took it a step beyond with a "fixed" type response. heh

I didn't miss you but I am glad you're back, victim.
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