My JM order came today, it indeed is here! I thought yesterday would have been too early, and I would have been disappointed if it wasn't here by Thursday, because I'm going away for the weekend leaving Friday, and I want to take it with me. And right on time, when I opened the front door to check the mail after work, there was a box inside the screen door from JM Productions. Imagine the joy I felt!

For you scurvy pirates, here's what it's like to get real, quality pornography delivered to my door that is mine, all mine, forever. God Bless America!

Here is the unopened box on the couch, with a knife at the ready to cut it open.


But, it turned out I didn't need the knife.


Bong Load Girls came out first!


Next, I fished out the Bong Load Girls book. Nice and glossy!


Then, Ashley showed up! Gotta love it!


Last, but first to be reviewed, Porn's Most Outrageous Out takes 4.


They always send some sales flyers, too. Thanks to JM I am also subscribe to postal pornography.


Bong Load Girls comes with a soundtrack CD. I'm going to load it on my iPod and listen at work.


The book looks cool. Electro, this could be you!


Now comes the good part. You can only imagine. Top quality porno, on top quality media, played on my DVD player on my TV, here or the RV, whenever I want. Menus, controls, BTS, everything. And, I know every scene will be good, and some will be outstanding. This is the way to enjoy the pornogrphy.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy